Lawdog Dago Dom Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 A DEA agent arrives at a ranch in Texas and meets the old rancher. "I need to inspect your ranch to make sure there are no illegal drugs being grown." "Well, the rancher begins, you can go wherever you want, but stay out of the field in back of the barn." "You see this badge," the agent bellows, "I have the authority of the whole federal government behind me. This badge means I can go where I want." "I'm sorry, sir," the rancher replies and continues with his chores. A while later the rancher hears a scream and sees the DEA agent running. The agent is being chased by the ranchers' Santa Gertrudis bull. The agent is terrified and clearly running for his life, as the bull closes the gap. The rancher drops his tools and runs to the fence. The rancher yells, "Your badge, show him your badge!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 An oldie, but a goodie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted April 4, 2022 Author Share Posted April 4, 2022 I remembered a similar version years ago, but it still gave me a chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 #62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 always great to 'hear' it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: always great to 'hear' it again ..... yeah, .... like some memes that show up on the same page two or three times ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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