PowderRiverCowboy Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Putting on makeup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: Putting on makeup My wife has never worn any, so I wouldn't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 ...SPEAKING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 ALIVE!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Yammering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Agreeing with you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 This is a loaded question. Probably designed by a woman. This is a trap! Moving on… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Devil Dale Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Never ever ask a middle aged woman if she has grandkids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 just never do it - thats her job to interrupt you , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Dusty Devil Dale said: Never ever ask a middle aged woman if she has grandkids? Or when the baby is due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 When she asks “Does this dress make my butt look big?” Don’t answer. It’s a trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 10 hours ago, Doc Shapiro said: My wife has never worn any, so I wouldn't know The only days I can remember seeing my wife with makeup on was the day we were married and when she was in other weddings, I guess it’s expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Never ask a fat chick if she's pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Never interrupt her when she's with her 'other' boyfriend. He might pay the monthly electric bill. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 14 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Yammering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 7 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: When she asks “Does this dress make my butt look big?” Don’t answer. It’s a trap. Uhm....pants....do these pants make my butt look big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Uhm....pants....do these pants make my butt look big. Respectfully decline to answer… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Cooking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Eye Jake Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Doing bookwork on the computer. Just figger it out for yourself. It's much safer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Uhm....pants....do these pants make my butt look big. ...... NO !!! .... that's an even bigger trap .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 I will say...I told Shanley I would NEVER ask a question I did not want to hear the answer to. He proved me wrong! We have lived in bliss and ignorance since! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seamus McGillicuddy Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 13 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: When she asks “Does this dress make my butt look big?” Don’t answer. It’s a trap. Not in my experience. If I don’t instantly answer in the negatives I am accused of saying “yes”! Seamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 On 3/13/2022 at 3:35 PM, Singin' Sue 71615 said: I will say...I told Shanley I would NEVER ask a question I did not want to hear the answer to. He proved me wrong! We have lived in bliss and ignorance since! OT, but I showed the Missus your picture and she liked it a lot! Looking forward to our dinner together at CAC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 45 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: OT, but I showed the Missus your picture and she liked it a lot! Looking forward to our dinner together at CAC. Yay!!!! Now remind her that I have 'grown' some...and being Beverly Hillbilly's, I will be in Pearl mode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 21 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Yay!!!! Now remind her that I have 'grown' some...and being Beverly Hillbilly's, I will be in Pearl mode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 50 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Yup. Last year was Star Trek...because he was passing down the reins to THE NEXT GENERATION. This year will be us hillers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Several years ago my friend Joe answered the "does this dress make my butt look big?" question with "no, your butt IS big". I understand he has finally gotten off the couch and the swelling around his eyes has gone down Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Making me my sammiches and getting my slippers Chantry steps back, looks at the gasoline he just tossed on the fire and chooses to exit stage left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 On 3/13/2022 at 4:35 PM, Singin' Sue 71615 said: I will say...I told Shanley I would NEVER ask a question I did not want to hear the answer to. He proved me wrong! We have lived in bliss and ignorance since! If love was bliss, I would be a big blister..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.K. Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 NEVER INTERRUPT A WOMAN WHILE SHE IS ..... TALKING ! A couple who have been married for many years went to a counselor, The wife told the counselor " He hasn't spoken to me in 10 years!" The counselor asked the husband "is this true?" The Husband replied, "Yes, I didn't want to interrupt !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 Ladies, Never criticize your hubby while he’s doing the dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 13 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Ladies, Never criticize your hubby while he’s doing the dishes. Or doing ANYTHING to make the household better!!! 4 hours ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: Whiskey...wine gives me a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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