Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 I've noticed that most of these sayings aren't famous and most them aren't old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 No matter where you are, it’s always room temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 "Its not the length.....its how you use it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 A stitch in time saves nine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Happy Wife Happy Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 If it was easy anybody could do it and no one would care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 Around my house its: That pot of coffee ain't gonna make itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 6 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I've noticed that most of these sayings aren't famous and most them aren't old. Ok how about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 “If You Always Do What You’ve Always Done, You’ll Always Get What You’ve Always Got.” ~ Henry Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 Two wrongs don’t make a right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Man who tell truth all day, dead by sundown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Graybeard Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 He ain't got enough sense to pound sand in a rat hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said: Two wrongs don’t make a right But three rights make a left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 3 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said: “If You Always Do What You’ve Always Done, You’ll Always Get What You’ve Always Got.” ~ Henry Ford One of Dad's favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Seek revenge and you should dig two graves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 How come you never have time to do a job right, but you always find time to do it over and correct your mistakes? Smile. If you can't smile, grin. I makes people crazy. John Bunn, German immigrant about 1952. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 If you’re always smiling, people wonder what you know that they don’t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rough 'N Ready Rob Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Never judge a book by its cover. Treat others the way you wish to be treated. You can be happily married or you can be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Slade Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 If you want it done right, do it yourself. If you think your health care is expensive now, wait 'till it's free (ok maybe this one isn't that old) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.K. Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 "If your up to your eyes in sh!t, Best keep your mouth shut!" -Hank Fonda in "my name is nobody" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP McLintock Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Worthless as a pregnant rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 On 1/23/2022 at 10:15 AM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: That first one was in use in my mother's family since before the unCivil War and we adhered to it Not only that: my parents set up housekeeping during the Depression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 7 hours ago, JP McLintock said: Worthless as a pregnant rat. Useless as tits on a chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 39 minutes ago, MizPete said: Not only that: my parents set up housekeeping during the Depression. "Set up housekeeping". Now that's an oldie that I hadn't heard in many a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Socialism will only work in two places, Heaven, where they don't need it and Hell, where they already have it. Winston Churchill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bart Slade Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 14 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Useless as tits on a chicken. Usless as a two-peckered Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail. What time is it? Half past kissin' time, time to kiss again. My ma said those all the time..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 If a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt all the time My Mama's response to "if". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 That man is educated way beyond his intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 A man that can smile when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on. If the light at the end of the tunnel is approaching faster than the speed you are traveling, its time to switch tracks. My dad use to say: "If you could go around the world on a dime, I couldn't afford to get off the front porch". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 On 1/25/2022 at 12:41 AM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Useless as tits on a chicken. I happen to like chicken breasts. I always heard it " useless as tits on a boar hog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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