Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 You can complain about the weather but you can’t do anything to change it. Ya’ll got any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Honesty is the best policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit, no use being a darned fool about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving likely isn't for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your mouth closed. Do unto others... Momma brought you into the world, she can take you out of this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird @$$! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without. Sticks and stones can break my bones but whips and chains excite me. Benny Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: Use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without. Sticks and stones can break my bones but whips and chains excite me. Benny Hill That first one was in use in my mother's family since before the unCivil War and we adhered to it until she died. Guess I still do, but not as much as I used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 No matter how thin you slice the baloney, you can still throw a brick through a plate glass window. --D. O'Rourke If your mother never had any children, chances are you won't either. --Unknown One boy is one boy... two boys is half a boy, and three boys is none at all. --Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 "Knowledge makes a man unfit to be a slave" - Frederick Douglass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades … and nuclear weapons.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 A penny saved is a penny earned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Creek,5759 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Let people think, you are stupid, instead of opening your mouth, and proving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Better to remain silent and thought to be a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!! (Something many politicians should try to remember) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Careful what you wish for, you might just get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapshot Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 This is going to hurt me more than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Wait until your father comes home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 If you're going through Hell, keep going!! (Winston Churchill) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvil Al #59168 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 He's all hat and no cattle. I'm about to jerk the slack out of your rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 "When you have to shoot, SHOOT! Don't talk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawhorse Kid Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 You can't put on what you didn't bring with. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Hey y'all, Watch this ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Don't argue with idiots!! They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 A bad excuse is better than none. He couldn’t teach a hen to cluck. It was so dry the bushes followed the dogs around. Better than snuff, and not half as dusty. There are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapshot Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Madder than a wet sitting hen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 59 minutes ago, Sawhorse Kid said: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. And, as Dorothy Parker said, you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think. Let no new thing arise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 If you ain’t the lead dog, the view never changes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 If it looks, (sounds/feels) too good to be true, it probably is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin Mad Murdock SASS #4037 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 "...remember, no matter where you go, there you are..." Buckaroo Banzai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Devil Dale Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 "A fanatic is a person who cannot change his mind and refuses to change the subject." Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 11 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades … and nuclear weapons.. And couch wrestling. Not an old saying but true nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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