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Trigger Mike

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I was watching Joe kidd last night and replayed a line for my wife that I liked and she chuckled too.  

 

Chama tells the girl who wants him to turn himself in , " I keep you around for cold nights and days when there is nothing to do, not to hear you talk" .  I liked that one, but I don't know any American girl you could say that to and get away with it.   I may try it for fun on my wife one day when she is yelling(which is often).  I already put the cape on her recently and said, "now you are super angry"  which is actually fairly accurate after that.  

 

I like to have fun with her when she is angry once in a while.  Not always though.  

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Keep it up and you’ll be getting a cast iron rhinoplasty!!

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50 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said:

I was watching Joe kidd last night and replayed a line for my wife that I liked and she chuckled too.  

 

Chama tells the girl who wants him to turn himself in , " I keep you around for cold nights and days when there is nothing to do, not to hear you talk" .  I liked that one, but I don't know any American girl you could say that to and get away with it.   I may try it for fun on my wife one day when she is yelling(which is often).  I already put the cape on her recently and said, "now you are super angry"  which is actually fairly accurate after that.  

 

I like to have fun with her when she is angry once in a while.  Not always though.  

I will keep you in my prayers.

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All it takes is trying out just once.....

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... and you'll never try it again. :mellow:

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When a woman is mad, just keep your distance and throw chocolate.

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