Buckshot Bear Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Macca’s launches ‘bold’ new swimwear range But if you regularly eat it......you won't look good in the new swimmers https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/maccas-launches-bold-new-swimwear-range/news-story/bb45f7d7a8344da64858a5d68f574521 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Those are Ozzie dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I believe I may have just read an article in English, but I am really not sure. I no longer drink, so they isn’t it. I don’t smoke dope it or do drugs, so that’s not it. I am not tired or ill, so that’s not it. Weird…Maybe I have just plain lost my marbles… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Do Aussies dislike McDonald's that much, or does the idiot that wrote that article not know the meaning of the word "infamous"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Maccas? What in the fair dinkum crikey crock on the barbie is goin on down there?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share Posted January 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Maccas? What in the fair dinkum crikey crock on the barbie is goin on down there?? Bob....that's what 'McDonalds' is called down here.....Macca's. McDonald's rebrands to Macca's in Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 So you don’t have this guy? Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: So you don’t have this guy? Good. Unfortunately Bob......he's on the loose down here as well mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 34 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Unfortunately Bob......he's on the loose down here as well mate. Call Immigration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Call Immigration! ........ Immigration is busy with that Serbian world champion tennis player at the moment, deporting him ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Bob....that's what 'McDonalds' is called down here.....Macca's. Ohhhhh! That makes sense (not really) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Maybe they have a law down there - it's illegal for a word to have more than two syllables? That would explain why barbecue became Barbie. So McDonald's had to become macca. Kangaroo became roo. Aborigine became abo. El Camino and Ranchero became utes. Hmmmm. I may have something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 "Ronald Macca" just doesn't have the right ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Bob....that's what 'McDonalds' is called down here.....Macca's. McDonald's rebrands to Macca's in Australia Yes, but why is world famous chef Gordon Ramsey wiping Macca's countertop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 A. That’s a sign, not a counter top. B. That’s actually Gordon’s Aussie cousin, Bruce Ramsey. He works for Macca’s in the warehouse after his Vegimite Liverwurst Sandwich restaurant went under last year. Some blame it on Covid. Some do not. He is now under a court order that prohibits him from being within 50 feet of any food preparation location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted January 7, 2022 Author Share Posted January 7, 2022 Bruce woke up this morning at 8am, and could instantly smell something was wrong. When he got downstairs he found his missus face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! First he panicked and didn’t know what to do. Then he remembered Maccas serves breakfast until 11:30am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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