Buckshot Bear Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi: "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right." Kiwi: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 Is this an Australian version of All Creatures Great and Small? I'm watching the British version on PBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted January 4, 2022 Author Share Posted January 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said: Is this an Australian version of All Creatures Great and Small? I'm watching the British version on PBS. Great series and great books to read as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said: Kiwi: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar.." A "he said, sheep said" situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 36 minutes ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said: Is this an Australian version of All Creatures Great and Small? I'm watching the British version on PBS. No. It definitely is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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