Subdeacon Joe Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 Ok Even Brad Pitt thinks you are better looking than him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 29, 2021 Author Share Posted December 29, 2021 13 minutes ago, Chantry said: Ok Even Brad Pitt thinks you are better looking than him! But that's not a lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 I'm gonna load 200 rds of 8x57mm before dark. Oh wait........ JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelve mile REB Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 I'm going to take my coffee and read the newspaper while listening to CNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 I can walk right by a dog or cat without petting them. The cats wish I would. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 "She said she was eighteen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 ..... "... the cheque is in the mail .... ".......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Of course I’ll remember your name in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 "Hey Widder, I put the check in the mail this morning'. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 You can trust me, I'm a lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Your car will be ready at five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 I have met 3 good Lawyers in my Life ,,,,,, Two are now dead and the other is still lying about being a Good Lawyer... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 11 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Of course I’ll remember your name in the morning. Hate to tell on myself but I have used that one in my misspent youth!?!! Ashamed now Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: Hate to tell on myself but I have used that one in my misspent youth!?!! Ashamed now Gateway Kid ............. you would rather one of us tell on you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Didn't know all you guys back then. Different world and different person. Still making up for all the mistakes and hurt I have done. Gateway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Lotsa good folks here ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 28 minutes ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: Hate to tell on myself but I have used that one in my misspent youth!?!! Ashamed now Gateway Kid Shhhhhh…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 WOW! I had expected this crowd to make this thread about the subject of the initial post - coffee. Some interesting twists and turns. I will say that I never used any of the lines like "Of course I'll respect you/remember your name." Closest was, in a voice that implied that I wasn't really expecting anything was, "So, your place or mine (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)?" Yes, even saying the nudge, nudge, wink, wink in my best Monty Python manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 The three biggest lies: Im from the government and I’m hear to help you. Of course I’ll respect you in the morning ……oh no, I ain’t going there….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caladisi kid Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 It's FREE!!! Go ahead and try it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: Hate to tell on myself but I have used that one in my misspent youth!?!! Ashamed now Gateway Kid 4 hours ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: Didn't know all you guys back then. Different world and different person. Still making up for all the mistakes and hurt I have done. Gateway There are a number of things in my past that I'm not proud of. Just remember, though, each one of those experiences that you think back on shaped you into the person you are at present. For those of us who learn from those mistakes and better ourselves, they shouldn't be a source of shame, even if they are a source of regret at the hurt they caused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Brandon will be the greatest president in American history. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 12 hours ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: Brandon will be the greatest president in American history. JHC Just ask him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 18 hours ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: Brandon will be the greatest president in American history. JHC Nah, but definitely Top 5. 1. Washington 2. a 42 way tie 3. Barry 4. Brandon 5. Carter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Nah, but definitely Top 5. 1. Washington 2. a 41 way tie 3. Barry 4. Brandon 5. Carter I think I would put Carter at #3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: I think I would put Carter at #3 I'm giving benefit of a doubt since he's not even to the midterms yet. On the other hand, my Father always said that it took him 8 years of Reagan and 4 of Bush, Senior to get over 4 years of Carter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Epstein killed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 57 minutes ago, Cyrus Cassidy #45437 said: Epstein killed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Cyrus Cassidy #45437 said: Epstein killed himself. The guy that broke Slick Williy and Loretta Lynch meeting on the tarmac at the Tuscon airport to swap pics of the grandkids also died not too long ago under suspicious circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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