Buckshot Bear Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Two Kiwis are walking down a street in Sydney. One of the Kiwis happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said: "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair". The Kiwi says to his mate, " look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to New Zealand we could make a fortune! Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK? Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us, so I'll speak in my best Aussie accent." They enter the shop and the Kiwi says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my ute and..." The owner of the shop interrupts. "You're from New Zealand, aren't you?" "Well... Yes," says the surprised Kiwi. "How the hell did you pick that?" The shop owner replied, "This is a bloody dry cleaners, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 So... I assume they tell Kiwi jokes in Oz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 24, 2021 Author Share Posted December 24, 2021 55 minutes ago, bgavin said: So... I assume they tell Kiwi jokes in Oz... That would be a YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 3 hours ago, bgavin said: So... I assume they tell Kiwi jokes in Oz... Except that they are not jokes but true stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Kinda like how they tell Newfie jokes for the folks that live in Newfoundland. I only know one Kiwi... and he is a very, very sharp fella. Never been there otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 24, 2021 Author Share Posted December 24, 2021 30 minutes ago, bgavin said: Kinda like how they tell Newfie jokes for the folks that live in Newfoundland. I only know one Kiwi... and he is a very, very sharp fella.Never been there otherwise. There's no Kiwi's in NZ.....there all in Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 10 hours ago, bgavin said: So... I assume they tell Kiwi jokes in Oz... ...... only on days that end with a "y" ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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