Buckshot Bear Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. O.K., thank you," said the American. He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "20 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, mate - it's a local call". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 )))) if hes working his way north, its New York, then Boston. But why Vermont? ))))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Because Bernie is from Vermont and he claims to be very close to the all-mighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 OUR screamin' Bernie?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 All the churches I have been to have no phones…we talked to God for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Y’all are over thinking this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 I just figured that 20 cents a call was the bulk rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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