Buckshot Bear Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 An Ukrainian migrant to Australia wanted to become a cabbie so he had to go for an eye test for his drivers licence. He was shown a card with the text CWNSCZYZQOCTAZS. He looked at it with wide open eyes, looking very surprised. The examiner said impatiently; well? And the Ukrainer answered; I know that bloke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 I have a friend who just made LTC in the Army. He immigrated to the U.S. from Croatia in the early 1990s when his people were being murdered by the tens of thousands by the Serbs. I've been telling him that same joke for over 20 years, only using "Croatian" where you used "Ukrainian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 A Ukrainian would not have said “bloke”…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Same joke with a Pole getting an eye test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 21, 2021 Author Share Posted December 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: A Ukrainian would not have said “bloke”…. Trying hard to be an Aussie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Was 'e related to that bad luck character from Dogpatch, Joe Btfsplk...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Hey Buckshot... it is 12/21 today... Winter is comin' (for you), and Summer is coming for us up here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 But it's still a loooong way off! This is winter and snow removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Ya think that’s snow removal? THIS is snow removal! Those are retired MIG15 engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Talk about a carbon footprint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Ya KNOW , if ya leave it alone it will melt sooner or later CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 24 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: Ya KNOW , if ya leave it alone it will melt sooner or later CB Have you been to Siberia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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