Buckshot Bear Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the crap out of you.Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 .......... guilty as charged ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Have you been talking to my exes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 My wife’s T shirt reads: FIVE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY HUSBAND 1: He’s a great husband! 2: He loves me to the moon and back! 3: He’s a GRUMPY BASTARD!! 4: He doesn’t tolerate stupid people!! 5: If you mess with me, he will make your death look like an accident!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted December 20, 2021 Author Share Posted December 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Have you been talking to my exes again How many did YOU have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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