Buckshot Bear Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet. AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family. IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers. AT WORK............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON.......you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...........they're called managers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 IN PRISON You get BUBBA, nuff said!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 The Work at Home version: N PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. WAH............ you spend the majority of your time at home IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK...........you get as many meals & snacks as you want that are cheaper & taste better. IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior, but you don't have to commute to the office IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK............you keep the doors locked so no one can just walk in. IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...........you watch TV or listen to music on the surround sound IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet. AT WORK..........No one can see you pee IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............Why would you want family and friends to visit? IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers. AT WORK............you get to wear shorts & a t-shirt and sometimes you can get a deduction on your taxes. A tank of gas lasts weeks. IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK ...........if you have a drink no one will know unless you started mistyping words or slurring words during a meeting IN PRISON.......you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...........You can change managers, you can't change wardens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I figure a guy in prison gets a lot more sex, than he does in the work place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, bgavin said: I figure a guy in prison gets a lot more sex, than he does in the work place. Sometimes wether he wants it or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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