Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 https://torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrity/sweet-smell-of-success-90-day-fiance-star-sells-her-farts-for-45k-a-jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Being a normal man, I do love women. They are a gift. BUT....in regard to this....no thank you! No matter how beautiful she is on the outside....well.....you know. P.U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 That would be a good scam. Think about it. I fart in a jar and put the lid on, then sell you the jar full of fart for $45,000. Are you going to open the jar to see if there's really my fart in there? If you open the jar it's gone. So whatever imbecile pays 45 Grand for a jar full of fart, is never going to open the jar to see if there's really fart in it. Just pick up a jar and put the lid on it and sell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, Alpo said: That would be a good scam. Think about it. I fart in a jar and put the lid on, then sell you the jar full of fart for $45,000. Are you going to open the jar to see if there's really my fart in there? If you open the jar it's gone. So whatever imbecile pays 45 Grand for a jar full of fart, is never going to open the jar to see if there's really fart in it. Just pick up a jar and put the lid on it and sell it. The article reads that she brews up her magic...then jars it, adding a little personal touch. She did not sell ONE jar for 45K ...nut made that in ONE WEEK selling her jars!!! Someone is buying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 PT Barnum…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I know a Cowboy shooter that tried that with his 'fart in a jar'. EXCEPT..... he told his Bunkhouse Boss that it was a fragrance of 'Banana Split'. I ain't telling WHO did it. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I know a Cowboy shooter that tried that with his 'fart in a jar'. EXCEPT..... he told his Bunkhouse Boss that it was a fragrance of 'Banana Split'. I ain't telling WHO did it. ..........Widder Did it have a bit of Tenessee whyskey as well??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I know a Cowboy shooter that tried that with his 'fart in a jar'. EXCEPT..... he told his Bunkhouse Boss that it was a fragrance of 'Banana Split'. I ain't telling WHO did it. ..........Widder That would be Schoolmarm’s cousin!! We’re never surprised at his entrepreneurial escapades!! He DID have the presence of mind to use quality containers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I'll sell some of my farts for $5.00 a jar, but they won't be altered a bit. You'll get the whole natural organic thing, even the lumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 10 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I know a Cowboy shooter that tried that with his 'fart in a jar'. EXCEPT..... he told his Bunkhouse Boss that it was a fragrance of 'Banana Split'. I ain't telling WHO did it. ..........Widder Oh yea, I forgot to tell ya the other part. That evening, after the fart was jarred and sealed, the glass cracked while sitting on the kitchen counter top. True story! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 There will always be a market for depravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Knew a fellar once that would use a Pringles can & then toss it in the front seat of someones car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 This reminds me of “golden showers”’ an other weird stupid thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cholla Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 My wife watches that show. The woman featured was an idiot on camera. I think she had been huffing too many of her own farts. But, she's making bank on selling what I pass out for free, so kudos to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Read My Lips...Pull My Finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Then, there are the Darwin Award candidates... who attempt to light them at the source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 And she got what it was originally intended to do. Get her name in print everywhere. Including here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I could put my farts in a jar and sell them to the military... but then they'd be accused of stocking weapons of ass destruction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 48 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: And she got what it was originally intended to do. Get her name in print everywhere. Including here. ............ er, ..... she's got a name ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 41 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: I could put my farts in a jar and sell them to the military... but then they'd be accused of stocking weapons of ass destruction... Now THAT deserves an award!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Creek,5759 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 You guys are SICK . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I wonder what I could get for those bottles of yellow "water" I bring back from the deer blind? JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 11 minutes ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: I wonder what I could get for those bottles of yellow "water" I bring back from the deer blind? JHC That made me remember explaining to my 4 year old niece why I had a bottle of deer pee in my hunting bag back when I used to hunt coyotes. I got a LOT of sideways looks from her on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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