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2022 Alabama State Championships. Shootout At Cavern Cove. Update to the goings on added.


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Is there an updated Whose Coming list available some place?

 

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Crazy Case

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PowderMark

Long Colt Tommy

Diamond Jake

Badlands Bob

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Cotton Mouth Cole

Waco Jim

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     It is a literal Farmageddon at Cavern Cove. From what I can piece together this is what happened at the SE Regional last year. With the help of a DIY vodoo book that Tennessee Williams found in a thrift store he placed a powerful curse on a bucket full of chicken feet and placed them around the range. If this wasn't bad enough along comes Krazy Kajun saying that he learned anti-vodoo from his days in the bayou, and he tries to break the powerful curse. It might have even worked but witnesses say that Kajun either slurred the words or misspoke them. 

      Since the SE Regional strange sightings, apparitions and full-blown poltergeists have been reported. And mystics are now reporting that the ghost chickens are attacking in earnest in just 10 days. We are assembling some of the best gunslingers this side of the Pecos to hold off this Farmaggedon.

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I tell ya Barkeep, this is truly a job for only one superhero, Tennessee Williams third cousin four times removed, ChickenMan. If'n you'll watch this video through you'll find that ole CM (TW's 3rd cousin 4 times removed) is only available for crime fightin' and 2nd class detective work on weekends.  Turns out yore upcoming match is on tap for next weekend....perfect timing. No thanks is needs for this recommend Barkeep, once I found out ole CM was one of TW's kin I just knowed he'd be the right fowl for the job! :D:lol:

 

Kajun

 

 

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I'm just guessing here but TW living so close to Shelbyville and it's chicken processing facilities probably doesn't help one bit. I heard TW has a cousin at the plant supplying him with only the biggest feet. That one in the porta John hung at eye level was a doozy.

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6 hours ago, Barkeep Casey said:

     It is a literal Farmageddon at Cavern Cove. From what I can piece together this is what happened at the SE Regional last year. With the help of a DIY vodoo book that Tennessee Williams found in a thrift store he placed a powerful curse on a bucket full of chicken feet and placed them around the range. If this wasn't bad enough along comes Krazy Kajun saying that he learned anti-vodoo from his days in the bayou, and he tries to break the powerful curse. It might have even worked but witnesses say that Kajun either slurred the words or misspoke them. 

      Since the SE Regional strange sightings, apparitions and full-blown poltergeists have been reported. And mystics are now reporting that the ghost chickens are attacking in earnest in just 10 days. We are assembling some of the best gunslingers this side of the Pecos to hold off this Farmaggedon.

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I tried to tell the Krazy one that hoodoo wernt to be trifled with. I've done spit under 7 rocks and buried 13 toenails. All I lack is tickling a frogs butt with a red chicken feather and it's on! 

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6 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

I tried to tell the Krazy one that hoodoo wernt to be trifled with. I've done spit under 7 rocks and buried 13 toenails. All I lack is tickling a frogs butt with a red chicken feather and it's on! 

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What TW forgot to mention is he has to do the frog butt tickling while holding the feather with his teeth.

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This is actual video of Krazy Kajun trying to cast the anti-vodoo spell. His mistake is believed to have opened up the rift letting the ghost chickens loose on our world.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Barkeep Casey said:

This is actual video of Krazy Kajun trying to cast the anti-vodoo spell. His mistake is believed to have opened up the rift letting the ghost chickens loose on our world.

 

 

I'm embarrassed to say that's one of my favorite movies. Well, obviously not TOO embarrassed.

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4 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

I'm embarrassed to say that's one of my favorite movies. Well, obviously not TOO embarrassed.

Groovy!

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CBB when you are faced with Farmageddon, whatever works!

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Updated shooters list. 1 week to go until Farmageddon breaks loose!

 

Alchemist Belle
Appalucy
Ara Tiest
Bad Bud Ketchum
Badlands Bob
Bama Cowboy
Barkeep Casey
Ben T. Iron
Big Iron Ranger
Blackjack Lee
Blaze Dawson
Bluff
Bogus Jim
Branchwater Jack
Buck O. Billy
Bushrod
Buster
Cahawba Kid
Canoe Creek Kid
Cardboard Cowboy
Cardiac Kate
Cleve
Col. Falcon Tuscarora
Cotton Mouth Cole
Crawdaddy
Crazy Case
Deacon KC
Deadwood Woody
Derringer Di
Diamond Jake
Dirt Road Dude
Dobber
Doc Misalot
Doc Roy L. Pain
Doc Southerly
Dodge City Dixie
Donald Duke
Drake Robey
Dungannon Gunner
El Camino
El Viejo Lobo
Emmett Moon
English Tom
Fast Eddie
Foxy Filly
G W Ketchum
Garnet Gal
Graver Bill
Graywolf Tate
Hanso Lowe
Hopalong Mac McLin
Horse Doc
Hunter Sam
Hurricane Charly
Iron Maiden
Jasper Jack
Joaquin
Kennasaw Kid
Kontankerous Tee
Krazy Kajun
Lawman Mark
Lefty Young Gun
Long Arm Levi
Long Colt Tommy
Long Wolf
Loose Cinch
Lucky Lead Pepper
Marshal TKD
Max Payne
May B. Knott
Mister Badly
Mustang Dave
News Carver
Ocoee Red
Ophelia Payne
Owl Eye Olga
Pecos Pete
Picket
PickPocket Kate
Pinky Buscadero
Pistoleer
Poncho
PowderMark
Preacherman
Purly
Randy Saint Eagle
Ranger Dan
Reno Mustang
River City Bly
Ruff Kut
Sapphire Rose
Sassy Teton Lady
Schofield Twin
Scotch Before Noon
Scrub Oak Willie
Sgt Hampton
Shagbark Steve
Shiner Bock Bob
Sidekick
Sketchy Sue
Slow Jen
Smart *
Stagecoach Shell
Steady Habit
Steelshot Scott
Sunny Girl
Suttie
Tennessee Jake
Tennessee Tombstone
Tennessee Williams
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Tombstone John
Toolman
Trail Bandit
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Tullamore Dew
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Waco Jim
Whiskey Creek Johnson
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When will we find out what the final posses look like?

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Tune in this Sunday to the Branchwater Jack YouTube channel for a thrilling two part egg-stravaganza of  "Ghost Chickens in the Sky: The Posse Walk-Through!"

 

If you're wondering what the cluck is going on,  don't get your feathers ruffled! There's been signs of significant poultry-geist activity at the range since last year and it's finally time to clean house...the chicken house,  that is!

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Branchwater great videos. Just wondering if the posse Marshall's be required to read the stages the way you did in the videos? Who knows, we may find another Johnny Cash. :D

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2 hours ago, Uncle Ethan # 94321 said:

Just wondering if the posse Marshall's be required to read the stages the way you did in the videos?

 

When @Reno Mustang was interviewing candidates for posse marshalls, he indicated that singing ability would be a plus... but not necessary!

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On 4/24/2022 at 10:07 AM, Crawdaddy said:

Are you shootin 2 waves this year?

The State match attendance for "Shootout at Cavern Cove" allows us to shoot 1 wave. The attendance for the Regional Match "Ambush at Cavern Cove" necessitates 2 waves. 

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22 hours ago, Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 said:

 

When @Reno Mustang was interviewing candidates for posse marshalls, he indicated that singing ability would be a plus... but not necessary!

Anybody that ends up on Sidekick's or Tombstone's posses please insist that they sing them. Their voices are truly magical.

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