Maddog McCoy SASS #5672 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Stealing this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Stolen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 I thought you were being facetious then I realized you were serious. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 A margarita is a terrible thing to waste. imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 If you drive by my house, I don't think this will scare you......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Good one! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Ah, a man that's never put bourbon in a sippie cup! I've heard it works real well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Jim SASS # 21775 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 One of the BEST post ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog McCoy SASS #5672 Posted December 6, 2021 Author Share Posted December 6, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 That’s all well and good, but what I hate the most is chewing and swallowing my joint so quickly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 This is all I have had the past five years. I am not sure I will even be this extravagant this year. Bah, humbug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said: This is all I have had the past five years. I am not sure I will even be this extravagant this year. Bah, humbug. Charlie Brown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 That work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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