DeaconKC Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts? Because they smell like a new truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 No…No, I am pretty sure it isn’t that… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 .... is this new truck that you speak of got a Hoppes#9 air freshener dangling off the rearview mirror ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Nope.... Not. A. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted November 30, 2021 Author Share Posted November 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Nope.... Not. A. Word. Paging @Shanley Shooter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 2 hours ago, DeaconKC said: Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts? Because they smell like a new truck! Or a fine mid 1900s European sports car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 #76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: #76 Yep, that’s a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 as bad as this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: as bad as this Oooo.... Buckshot, you better be glad you be on another continent in a different hemisphere~!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: as bad as this Oooh….you are a baaaaad man… I am leaving before the ladies arrive. Bottles, a to-go quart if you please. I gotta go! Not that stuff….the good stuff! I don’t want all those bottles getting messed up….hurry! I see Sue coming… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Oh my WORD!!! BEAR....you better start runnin' now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 16 hours ago, DeaconKC said: Question: Why do guys like women in leather skirts? Because they smell like a new truck! If you don't know the real reason by now there is no hope for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 To "slap leather" is not necessarily a line in a CAS match....just so ya know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 58 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: To "slap leather" is not necessarily a line in a CAS match....just so ya know that. Ah, but were it so… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted November 30, 2021 Author Share Posted November 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: If you don't know the real reason by now there is no hope for you. I think I have finally figured it out......and I never have been accused of being overly bright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: I think I have finally figured it out......and I never have been accused of being overly bright! Are you saying you’re not the sharpest light in the bowling alley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 ...... well, it ain't rocket surgery ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, DocWard said: Are you saying you’re not the sharpest light in the bowling alley? We used to say "Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 56 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Leather cowboy hats on the other hand, are hideous. And hotter than hell in the sun. A friend gave me one that looked like Clint Eastwood’s hat in High Plains Drifter. I lasted about 45 minutes in that thing. Way too hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: And hotter than hell in the sun. A friend gave me one that looked like Clint Eastwood’s hat in High Plains Drifter. I lasted about 45 minutes in that thing. Way too hot. I missed where you quoted Utah Bob and was trying to imagine how a skirt could resemble a hat and why you would wear a leather skirt for 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: To "slap leather" is not necessarily a line in a CAS match....just so ya know that. I DARE ya....ANY one of ya!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 22 hours ago, DeaconKC said: Paging @Shanley Shooter! He would ask you "Have you ever seen a TWIX comercial?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted December 1, 2021 Author Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: He would ask you "Have you ever seen a TWIX comercial?" So he can't decide which side he likes better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: So he can't decide which side he likes better? Oh...you really are feeling Froggy!!! You know, I can climb a ladder and still slap ya!!! He never answers 'loaded questions'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: I DARE ya....ANY one of ya!!! .... ain't no way I'm gonna try ...... and I live on the other side of the world ........ .................... but you never know ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 On 11/29/2021 at 10:34 PM, Buckshot Bear said: as bad as this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 This thread is useless without pictures. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Kid Rich said: This thread is useless without pictures. kR You may be sorry for that request! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Kid Rich said: This thread is useless without pictures. kR Following a gun theme… For more educational photos regarding leather skirts and guns, search; “hit girl leather skirt” Was supposed to be “hot girl”. For once Otto came through for me… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 47 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Following a gun theme… For more educational photos regarding leather skirts and guns, search; “hit girl leather skirt” Was supposed to be “hot girl”. For once Otto came through for me… Well, that top photo isn't a 'leather' skirt... It's Lambskin! Ask me how I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Well, that top photo isn't a 'leather' skirt... It's Lambskin! Ask me how I know. ....... I'll bite ........ so, how do you know ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 31 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... I'll bite ........ so, how do you know ? I have a long, Lambskin trenchcoat...and that's all I have to say about that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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