Buckshot Bear Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Bruce: "I AM BLOODY 60!" Doctor: "See? What did I tell you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 I asked my doctor for a second opinion ..... ....... he said "and you're ugly too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 22, 2021 Author Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I asked my doctor for a second opinion ..... ....... he said "and you're ugly too!" What prescription did he give you for that affliction ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: What prescription did he give you for that affliction ? Mirror fogger ...... (at least I won't be able to see it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc X Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I asked my doctor for a second opinion ..... ....... he said "and you're ugly too!" My family doctor retired a few months ago. Now I know where he retired to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I asked my doctor for a second opinion ..... ....... he said "and you're ugly too!" I thought that was a medical fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 What did the doctor prescribe for a man who could not stop breaking wind? A kite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 9 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: I thought that was a medical fact. ....... fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 13 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I asked my doctor for a second opinion ..... ....... he said "and you're ugly too!" 13 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: What prescription did he give you for that affliction ? Beer goggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... fake news It was on CNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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