Buckshot Bear Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 My darling wife just said to me....."You can reload guns and you can reload ammo but why can't you reload the toilet roll"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 If you did, it would probably be wrong anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: If you did, it would probably be wrong anyway. LOL .....I wish I'd been quick enough to come back with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Just now, Buckshot Bear said: LOL .....I wish I'd been quick enough to come back with that No worries. You'll do it again. Save it for then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Kane 18264 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 If you wanted to take your life in your hands you could have replied, “Same reason you can’t seem to leave the seat UP when you’re done.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, Solomon Kane 18264 said: If you wanted to take your life in your hands you could have replied, “Same reason you can’t seem to leave the seat UP when you’re done.” LOL......there isn't a dog house on our property I don't want to end up under a tree and its tick season here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 .....well, she could reload it while she's sitting there ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 14 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: .....well, she could reload it while she's sitting there ......... LOL....when are you coming down this way again @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 edit: Squints and Old Gringo are coming down for a looksee next Thursday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said: LOL....when are you coming down this way again .... after this, ...... 12th of Never ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 @Buckshot Bear Show her this…after the gun is put away. Funny story with this preface: In Navy Boot Camp everything must be uniform. Toilet paper “must be hung the correct way and should have no ‘tail’ and the end of the roll on every stall must rest the same place on the roll…and for all of you who don’t know it, anyone that installs toilet paper in the incorrect way, you are either woman or a (disparaging name for a man attracted to men)” Anyway, I have always done toilet paper installations the “correct way”. My wife, on the other hand, always dod it the incorrect way. Until we got a cat named Stubby. Stubby had no tail, hence the name. We got her when she was about 3 weeks old along with her brother, Munch. Stubby attacked toilet paper that stuck out from behind the roll all because of a little fan my wife left on in the bathroom did Stubby discover the art and joys of attacking the flipping tail of toilet paper and during her play emptying the entire roll onto the floor. If the paper was installed correctly Stubby left it alone. That is how Stubby trained my wife to install toilet paper the “correct” way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 For years I've heard the demand for the seat down, so the ladies don't drop their butts into the water. I readily agreed, so I put down the seat AND the lid... when they sit down and pee on the lid... that is on them... < grin > Our son was trained early when my bride wrote in Sharpie, on the underside of the seat, "It's so nice to have a man around the house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 "Equal Rights! Put the seat down yourself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Put both the seat and Lid Down ... Then they won't complain so often, but complain they must ... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: "Equal Rights! Put the seat down yourself" 2 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said: Put both the seat and Lid Down ... Then they won't complain so often, but complain they must ... Jabez Cowboy Again, from The Rules: 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it... down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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