Buckshot Bear Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Sheila was hinting to Bruce about what she wanted for their upcoming anniversaryShe said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' So Bruce bought her a bathroom scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 And that's how the fight started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, DocWard said: And that's how the fight started... At least worthy of a cast iron skillet over the head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 . ........ and he didn't see her again, .... until the swelling went down .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 51 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: . ........ and he didn't see her again, .... until the swelling went down .... Yep.....Shiela didn't visit him in the ICU and the police never charged her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 INCOMING ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 How much damage can a bathroom scale smashed over a head can cause? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 She didn't read The Rules: 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 said: How much damage can a bathroom scale smashed over a head can cause? Sheila, she's a large lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 My Aunt, who is from the UK, has a scale that measures in stones. I imagine that 150 stones is a substantial weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: Sheila, she's a large lass. Rosie's sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, DocWard said: Rosie's sister? Little sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 5 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: My Aunt, who is from the UK, has a scale that measures in stones. I imagine that 150 stones is a substantial weight. 2100 pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Bruce is gonna be sleeping onnna Sofa for a REAL LONG time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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