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2 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I always thought it was the basement of the world, being on the bottom and all that, and a place where God dumped all his leftovers, failed experiments, practical jokes, and people who really like Vegemite

 

 ..... then he put the biggest rock in history right in the middle to weigh us down and keep us down here so we wouldn't float away and bump into other lands and share our bounty of nastys .......  :(

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3 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I always thought it was the basement of the world, being on the bottom and all that, and a place where God dumped all his leftovers, failed experiments, practical jokes, and people who really like Vegemite

I know where you live...:ph34r: 

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8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ..... then he put the biggest rock in history right in the middle to weigh us down and keep us down here so we wouldn't float away and bump into other lands and share our bounty of nastys .......  :(

Ah, yes.  Australia's mountain.  One of the few things I ever wanted to see, but never made it down there. 

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6 hours ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said:

I know where you live...:ph34r: 

Oh yeah?  Well, why don't you just come up this way sometime, stay awhile, meet some good folks, and eat in restaurants and cafes where they never even heard of Vegawhatever?

 

If you time it right you could see the world's oldest rodeo, or maybe drive down to Winter Range, or go further south and see Tombstone and the OK Corral.

 

You could even go north and see the big old hole where God got that rock that Wallaby Jack mentioned.  

 

And if you get homesick while you're here Death Valley isn't all that far away and you might swing over east to Roswell and run into some of your kinfolks.

 

:P   :lol:

 

 

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4 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Oh yeah?  Well, why don't you just come up this way sometime, stay awhile, meet some good folks, and eat in restaurants and cafes where they never even heard of Vegawhatever?

 

If you time it right you could see the world's oldest rodeo, or maybe drive down to Winter Range, or go further south and see Tombstone and the OK Corral.

 

You could even go north and see the big old hole where God got that rock that Wallaby Jack mentioned.  

 

And if you get homesick while you're here Death Valley isn't all that far away and you might swing over east to Roswell and run into some of your kinfolks.

 

:P   :lol:

 

 

On a serious note  IMHO  Australia is no longer the so called lucky country'..it is being driven into the ground by socialist idiots & with everything that is going on at the moment it is not a happy place to live..I would move to the USA in a flash but of course there are so many things that would prevent that from happening.!!

Now vegemite ain't that bad & I'm sure Forty if we hog tied ya' & said 'eat it or else' then you would get to like it.

We can't even climb the big rock now so Wallaby is bringin 'it back..then Aus will be lighter & then float up so we hitch up to Florida, put our papers in  & volla we are another state of the good ole' USA [ now of course that means all our nasties & heaps of Vegemite ]...and if that don't work I'm always up for adoption.

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8 hours ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said:

On a serious note  IMHO  Australia is no longer the so called lucky country'..it is being driven into the ground by socialist idiots & with everything that is going on at the moment it is not a happy place to live..I would move to the USA in a flash but of course there are so many things that would prevent that from happening.!!

Now vegemite ain't that bad & I'm sure Forty if we hog tied ya' & said 'eat it or else' then you would get to like it.

We can't even climb the big rock now so Wallaby is bringin 'it back..then Aus will be lighter & then float up so we hitch up to Florida, put our papers in  & volla we are another state of the good ole' USA [ now of course that means all our nasties & heaps of Vegemite ]...and if that don't work I'm always up for adoption.

But I don't want to be adopted.  :o

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2 hours ago, Doc Shapiro said:

I'd like to get down there and visit Mr Skye for another tattoo.  I was on a posse with he and his bride at EOT one year.  Super sweet folks.  Also can then visit Constable Nelson and Rooster.  I miss those guys.

Howdy Doc

    Skye   only recently got his tattoo shop up & running again as they had 'lengthy  covid shutdowns...Roosters health I heard was poorly for a while, not sure the situation now..Constable Nelson might chime in with an update

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