Tennessee williams Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 I got pulled over and the officer asked me if I knew why. I said, yessir sorry about that. He asked why I was in such a hurry. I told him my buddy was in a hurry to get to work. He asked what kind of work my buddy did to be in such a hurry. I told him, he was a butt stretcher. He said, "butt stretcher"? I said, "yeah you know first one finger then two, and so on and so forth until you get about 6 feet". Policeman asked me "what are you supposed to do with a 6 foot butthole"? I told him around here we give him a '97 and tell him to shoot 6 knockdowns in under 4 seconds....hehehehe @Widder, SASS #59054 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 In Tennessee, we give the BH a computer so they can put jokes in the Saloon..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Knee Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: In Tennessee, we give the BH a computer so they can put jokes in the Saloon..... ..........Widder Ya know....opinions are like............!!!! Everyone has one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 And we have the three of you!!! Hey!! TW! Yer cousin, Schoolmarm, says “Hi!”!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 43 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: And we have the three of you!!! Hey!! TW! Yer cousin, Schoolmarm, says “Hi!”!! Brother Blackwater, Glad you noticed that now BOTH Red Knee and TW are conspiring against me. But Schoolmarm might be mad at you for posting that she and TW are cousins. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 8 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Brother Blackwater, Glad you noticed that now BOTH Red Knee and TW are conspiring against me. But Schoolmarm might be mad at you for posting that she and TW are cousins. ..........Widder NAH!! She claims him. Don’t know if it’s ‘cause he’s family or ‘cause he’s pitiful. In any event, there’s no accounting fer what women are liable to do!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 I've heard that 'Pity love' is better than no love at all. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Wow! Another R word to describe you Southern boys besides 'related'! RUTHLESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Michigan Slim said: Wow! Another R word to describe you Southern boys besides 'related'! RUTHLESS! TN is just 'Revengeful'. I stayed at his house during the TN State and he's mad because when I left, his daughter and dog missed me more than they ever missed him. His daughter liked my guitar playing and his dog liked it when I stopped..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN is just 'Revengeful'. I stayed at his house during the TN State and he's mad because when I left, his daughter and dog missed me more than they ever missed him. His daughter liked my guitar playing and his dog liked it when I stopped..... ..........Widder True story, that dang dog passed me by when I walked in the house and run up to the door looking for Widder. For 3 days! I'm thinking he had a burger in his pocket or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 10 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: True story, that dang dog passed me by when I walked in the house and run up to the door looking for Widder. For 3 days! I'm thinking he had a burger in his pocket or something. It was a ‘naner split and he had it in a sack!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 On 11/3/2021 at 7:25 PM, Red Knee said: Ya know....opinions are like............!!!! Everyone has one!!! Guess that fits too. I always heard it that excuses are like BH's. Everyone has one and they all stink. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 On 11/4/2021 at 8:57 PM, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN is just 'Revengeful'. I stayed at his house during the TN State and he's mad because when I left, his daughter and dog missed me more than they ever missed him. His daughter liked my guitar playing and his dog liked it when I stopped..... ..........Widder If that dogs brains were gasoline, it couldn't run a fleas go cart two laps around a cheerio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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