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Bruce's 75 year old dad thought he should do something about his ginormous beer belly so he went to the gym.
While he was there a young sheila with a perfect body came in, and Bruce's dad got the hots for her immediately.
So he went up to the trainer and asked him which machine he should use to impress this young sheila.
The trainer looked him up and down and said; I would suggest the ATM in the reception area sir....

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1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I don't have enough in my account to impress a young bird and have no idea what I would do if I did get one.


Not even sure my brand new whiz bang super-duper pace maker could stand to that.


 ....... I'd be like the dog that caught the car ....... .... ".... now what do I do with it ???"    :blush:

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TRUST ME!  I know EXACTLY what to do if I caught one! 


Whether or not I could accomplish said feat is a matter of serious conjecture!!!:lol:

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