Buckshot Bear Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Bruce's 75 year old dad thought he should do something about his ginormous beer belly so he went to the gym.While he was there a young sheila with a perfect body came in, and Bruce's dad got the hots for her immediately.So he went up to the trainer and asked him which machine he should use to impress this young sheila.The trainer looked him up and down and said; I would suggest the ATM in the reception area sir.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I don't have enough in my account to impress a young bird and have no idea what I would do if I did get one. Not even sure my brand new whiz bang super-duper pace maker could stand to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I don't have enough in my account to impress a young bird and have no idea what I would do if I did get one. Not even sure my brand new whiz bang super-duper pace maker could stand to that. ....... I'd be like the dog that caught the car ....... .... ".... now what do I do with it ???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 TRUST ME! I know EXACTLY what to do if I caught one! Whether or not I could accomplish said feat is a matter of serious conjecture!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: TRUST ME! I know EXACTLY what to do if I caught one! Whether or not I could accomplish said feat is a matter of serious conjecture!!! Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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