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THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

 

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

 

2.Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

 

3.Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.


4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

 

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

 

6. The French eat foie-Gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us

 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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You messed up the punchline. The whole joke is do this and you don't have heart attacks, do this and you don't have heart attacks. And then you get to the end. Speaking English KILLS YOU.

 

Nothing in the joke says that Chinese or Japanese or French or Germans or Italians or Mexicans don't die. They just don't have heart attacks.

 

Speaking English causes heart attacks.

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Just remember the 3 basic food groups

1) Deep fried

2) Barbeque

3) Chocolate

And you should be fine.

 

Good Luck, Pards

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