Buckshot Bear Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2.Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3.Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 6. The French eat foie-Gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION I thought you were going to say vegemite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 You messed up the punchline. The whole joke is do this and you don't have heart attacks, do this and you don't have heart attacks. And then you get to the end. Speaking English KILLS YOU. Nothing in the joke says that Chinese or Japanese or French or Germans or Italians or Mexicans don't die. They just don't have heart attacks. Speaking English causes heart attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Speaking of nutrition..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 24, 2021 Share Posted October 24, 2021 A wise man once told me that politicians are a lot like bananas. They start out green, then they get bent, then they turn yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.K. Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Just remember the 3 basic food groups 1) Deep fried 2) Barbeque 3) Chocolate And you should be fine. Good Luck, Pards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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