Buckshot Bear Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 In today's day and age you can't poke fun at a particular ethnicity or minority, so here we deal with all of them!An Aboriginal, a Englishman an overweight Yank, a NZ Maori, a Kiwi, a Tasmanian disabled person, an elderly person from Latvia, a Swedish blonde, a German, an Italian, a drunk Irishman, a Pole, a Greek, an Indian, a Canadian politician, an Afro-American, a Mexican, a Dutchman, an arrogant Frenchman, a Brazilian, an Ethiopian, a Turk, a Jap, a Chinaman, a Russian, an Indonesian, a Malaysian, a Cambodian, a Burmese and a Vietnamese all went together to an upmarket nightclub.The bouncer said, sorry guys, I can't let you in without a Thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once: "Nuke a gay whale for Jesus. Is there anyone I didn't offend?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahauaha!!!!!! Love it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Down this way it's Aggies. For instance...why doesn't Texas A & M have ice on the campus? Answer: they lost the formula. Did you hear that I caught an Aggie wolf in my trap the other day? How did you know it was an Aggie wolf? Because... It had chewed three of it's legs off, and it was still trapped. Why do so many Aggie men have moustaches? Answer: So they will look like their mothers. By the way. We tell Aggie jokes, because we love the Aggies so much. What we love, we joke about. Gig 'Em Aggies!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 What do you call an Aggie 5 years after graduation? Boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seamus McGillicuddy Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 My favorite Aggie joke, goes back a few years: Look, a genuine Aggie class ring, even has its own nose picker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horace Patootie, SASS #35798 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Why did the Aggie make coffee in the bathtub? The instructions said boil it by the pot. Horace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 10 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: Down this way it's Aggies. For instance...why doesn't Texas A & M have ice on the campus? Answer: they lost the formula. Did you hear that I caught an Aggie wolf in my trap the other day? How did you know it was an Aggie wolf? Because... It had chewed three of it's legs off, and it was still trapped. Why do so many Aggie men have moustaches? Answer: So they will look like their mothers. By the way. We tell Aggie jokes, because we love the Aggies so much. What we love, we joke about. Gig 'Em Aggies!!!! Caution: Utah State U are Aggies, too. Mess with them and get a pitchfork in your anatomy. Wanna see my pitchfork??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 23, 2021 Author Share Posted October 23, 2021 Had to look up 'Aggie' ..... Agricultural Student.....have I got that correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: Had to look up 'Aggie' ..... Agricultural Student.....have I got that correct? In Texas it specifically refers to the students and alumni of Texas A&M University. Originally it was known as the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas TAMU Frequently Asked Questions Quote Agricultural and Mechanical, originally, but today the letters no longer explicitly stand for anything. When Texas A&M was opened on Oct. 4, 1876 as the state's first public institution of higher education, it was called the Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas, or "A&M" for short. When the institution gained university status in 1963, the "A&M" representation was incorporated into the official name in deference to the institution's history and rich traditions. Note that A&M has no periods, no spaces, but has an ampersand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 I thought to be an Aggie, you had to go to an A&M University. The most well known is Texas A&M, but we also have a Florida A&M, and for all I know there may be a Utah A&M. But Utah State University does not sound like Utah Agricultural and Mechanical college. So why would they be Aggies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Take a peek at their website: https://www.usu.edu/academics/ Looks like they have a College of Agriculture and Engineering; perhaps that's the basis for calling their teams "Aggies". LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Q: What is the difference between Stacy Abrams and a Chianina cow? A: 50 pounds Q: How do you make up the difference? A: Force feed the cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 I don't know much about Texas A&M other than they beat Alabama this year and that makes them alright in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Steak Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Did you hear the one about the gender fluid non-binary person that went into a place of business to purchase goods and service? Well - it doesn't matter if you did because the joke isn't funny - its offensive because it glorifies the rampant consumerism that is killing our planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 You know why "they" (insert your favorite joke target here) dont drink kool aid? They can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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