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11 hours ago, Alpo said:

I was just looking at that November 20 - Frothy Dunny.

 

That the toilet after somebody's just got through peeing in it, and the surface is all covered with air bubbles?

 

I don't think I like that. :wacko:

If you don't like that, you will hate Frothy Barbie

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In the 1940s, Australian William McArthur 'invented' the splayd after seeing women struggling to juggle food and cutlery at parties. His design went into mass production and became the utensil du jour. Nearly five million splayds were sold in 52 countries until they fell out of fashion in the 1980s.

 

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2 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

It's kinda cute!

 

I wouldn't ever touch one though -

 

The platypus, renowned as one of the few mammals that lay eggs, also is one of only a few venomous mammals. The males can deliver a mega-sting that causes immediate, excruciating pain, like hundreds of hornet stings, leaving victims incapacitated for weeks.

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31 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

I wouldn't ever touch one though -

 

The platypus, renowned as one of the few mammals that lay eggs, also is one of only a few venomous mammals. The males can deliver a mega-sting that causes immediate, excruciating pain, like hundreds of hornet stings, leaving victims incapacitated for weeks.

Shoulda known! :D

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They're so damned cute that I bet they make great stuffed toys for little kids. 

Without the venom, I would think.

 

After re-reading my comment:

I don't mean stuffing a real one, like a mount. A fuzzy stuffed animal for kids.

 :D

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31 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

They're so damned cute that I bet they make great stuffed toys for little kids. 

Without the venom, I would think.

 

After re-reading my comment:

I don't mean stuffing a real one, like a mount. A fuzzy stuffed animal for kids.

 :D

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Bunches and bunches of them on Amazon

 

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=duckbill+platypus+stuffed+toy&crid=UOIDALBMDUKB&sprefix=duckbill+platypus+stuffed+toy%2Caps%2C417&ref=nb_sb_noss

 

All kinds of prices

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When KFC opened it's first franchise in the Outback, there were free samples for everyone.

 

Asking the aborigines what they thought of it, they all felt it tasted just like snake.

 

(I'll let myself out, thank you.)

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57 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Gonna need a bigger can of Mortein. :( 

An Aussie homeowner has discovered this 1.5m wasps' nest on their bathroom wall.

 

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Either they don't use the bathroom or are blind. Pretty sure that didn't get there over night!

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On 1/29/2023 at 7:11 PM, Texas Joker said:

But how do they taste?

Very close to spotted owl. 

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