The Aussie Humour Thread

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

And so is the famous Wallaby that can talk 😉 

 

 

  waddya mean "famous"  ?????

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[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 8/18/2026 at 9:18 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Those days are long gone..... Now it would be "Please take him"  😂 

My wife's friend: "How's Tom?"

My wife: Better than nothing."

Me: Hey, I'm standing right here."

My wife(with  wide grin): "I know".

 

I sure miss her.

Edited August 30 by Forty Rod SASS 3935

[Sedalia Dave]

19 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

And so is the famous INFAMOUS Wallaby that can talk 😉 

 

16 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

  waddya mean "famous"  ?????

 

Fixed it for ya.

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[Rip Snorter]

i watched a rancher friend eat a steak Saturday night, I swear it was still bleeding / quivering and I prefer Rare / Medium Rare. Arguments notwithstanding, I don't believe I could have got that one down!

[Brock]

Wallaby takes his date to a fancy restaurant to impress her. The waiter asks if he’d like to order some wine. Struggling with the wine list, Wallaby finally says “Bring us a bottle of cab-err-nett so-vig-non”.

The waiter responds, “Excellent choice. And what year?”

Wallaby replies “Well, duh - we want it now!”

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

has WJ been into the cooler again ? 

 

   

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

12 hours ago, Brock said:

Wallaby takes his date to a fancy restaurant to impress her. The waiter asks if he’d like to order some wine. Struggling with the wine list, Wallaby finally says “Bring us a bottle of cab-err-nett so-vig-non”.

The waiter responds, “Excellent choice. And what year?”

Wallaby replies “Well, duh - we want it now!”

 

 

  ...... and you were the waiter that didn't know which year we wanted it. ..... right???

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

9 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

has WJ been into the cooler again ? 

 

   

 

I'm thinking Brock has

[John Kloehr]

Puppy wants the bacon;

 

 

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What every Aussie kid had yelled at them......

 

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[Eyesa Horg]

8 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

RIP Steve, we enjoyed your shows. 🇦🇺

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[Rip Snorter]

2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

On another firearm site I recently posted a way to remove a ring from an injured and badly swollen finger with a length of string - never mentioned I learned it from an Undertaker.  Hey, they say it all works out in the end!