The Aussie Humour Thread

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

time to get after the upside down folks 

 

  CB 

 

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

On 11/23/2025 at 4:37 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

[Buckshot Bear]

1949 Jaffle craze hits Australia

That Aussie icon, the jaffle iron, has a shorter history than you may think. It was invented in 1949 and was a coveted household item in the early 1950s. The original Jaffle brand jaffle iron was designed and patented by Dr Earnest Smithers of Bondi. So it’s all-Australian. He also invented the name – perhaps because it sounded a bit like waffle?

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[John Kloehr]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

As regards the question as to if the US might enter the war effort against Germany in WW2:

 

What Roosevelt said                 What Roosevelt meant      What Churchill

                                                                                                        understood

--------------------------                  -----------------------------      --------------------------

Let's put that on the table       Let's talk about that          Nope, not up for

                                                                                                         discussion

 

This is what happens when two people refuse to use translators because they believe they speak the same language.

Edited December 11, 2025 by John Kloehr
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[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

separated by a common language 

[Buckshot Bear]

2 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

separated by a common language 

 

 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

I dunno where you dug that up from ut you need to put it back in it's hole and bury it in concrete!

 

 

 

Edited December 11, 2025 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
speeling erer

[Sedalia Dave]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

We Tried 11 Classic Australian Foods… We Couldn’t Finish THIS

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We Tried 11 Classic Australian Foods… We Couldn’t Finish THIS

 

 

 

The look on their faces when they tried the Tim Tam was priceless.

[Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680]

18 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We Tried 11 Classic Australian Foods… We Couldn’t Finish THIS

 

 

Some things I've already had, some things I already wanted to try, and now some other things I want to try. We can find Tim Tams in America now but only the milk chocolate ones and my favorite is the white chocolate. 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Alpo]

I don't understand the confusion.

 

Austria is people wearing shorts and funny little hats.

 

Australia is people wearing shorts and funny big hats.

 

Nothing at all alike.

[Subdeacon Joe]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

I don't understand the confusion.

 

Austria is people wearing shorts and funny little hats.

 

Australia is people wearing shorts and funny big hats.

 

Nothing at all alike.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

 

Edited December 22, 2025 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Sedalia Dave]

Won't post any of the videos here because of the NSFW language and topics but go to YouTube and search for " Bush Barbie Australia "  aka Nikki Osborne. Some of her stuff is hilarious.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPnW4AXEY0Z/?igsh=MW9kaDEzZG85enRhMw==

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNzrgLLYvk0/?igsh=MWxxOGl1ZHhod3E4OQ== 

[Buckshot Bear]

To all my compadres, wishing you all a very Merry Christmas Day with your loved ones and a Happy, Safe, Healthy & Prosperous New Year.

Thank you for your mateship, good humour, kindness and just being great pards. I'll most likely never meet a single one of you, but through this forum, PM's and emails I have made many friends and gotten to know so many of you on a personal level and for that, I am very grateful. 

Just an update (I'm not going to get political) there's changes to our fireams laws.....they have been rushed in to cover their butts for dropping the ball. The politicians were recalled from their Christmas break and sat till three a.m today bringing in new legislation for us on Christmas Eve.
It's looking like we will be capped with a total of ten (10) firearms per person at home, except for Collectors which will continue to have no limit. Magazines will be capped at ten (10). 

None of the shooting competitions like Single Action, Wild Bunch, IPSC, ICORE, ISSF (Bullseye), Rifle Matches, Shotgun Matches etc etc etc etc will be affected.
All licenced shooters will now HAVE to be a member of a gun club. 

 

 

To lighten the mood an oldie but a goodie -

 

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS MATE🎄, I'm also grateful for your and Jenorado's friendship.

May the new year shine bright as well.

[John Kloehr]

I feel for you.

 

To compete in Steel challenge requires one firearm as long as it is pistol caliber. SASS requires four. Not counting backups. Then Wild Bunch requires another two, unless one runs a 97 in SASS. Three-gun requires, well three which may not be any of the others. BUG has a barrel length limit, so one more. The for those sports allowing both pistols and rifles, and those with both iron and optics... And backups. 10 just is not enough to meet competition needs.

 

Then considering this recent precipitating event when the individual had six firearms... Another useless limitation. Wasn't the last limitation of so-called AWBs intended to prevent this? So now shotguns and bolt action arms were chosen simply because they were available. The same will happen again when .22 rimfire is the only available option. Plus the home-made explosives which thank god did not work.

 

And 10 magazines... Per firearm? Several sports require five each. I have a drawer full. For various firearms in various calibers.

 

Anyway, Merry Christmas and the legislature there sucks as much as many state lawmakers here. Clueless as to criminals and afraid of the law-abiding citizenry.

 

On edit: I left out my carry guns, which those at Bondi beach were prohibited from having. Add those too.

Edited December 24, 2025 by John Kloehr

[sassnetguy50]

On 11/23/2025 at 3:37 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

Are avocados a food staple for Australians?

[Sedalia Dave]

Merry Christmas to all our Down Under Pards and their families. May the new year bring you health and happiness.