The Aussie Humour Thread

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

This young kangaroo was smuggled into Malaya.

Learn something new every day.

 

I thought that was a typo - not Malaya but Malaysia. Because I've heard of Malaysia but I've never heard of Malaya.

 

Malaya was a British colony until 1957. Then it was its own country until 1963, when it joined with Singapore, Sabah, and Sarawak to form Malaysia.

 

Golly gosh.

[Buckshot Bear]

42 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Learn something new every day.

 

I thought that was a typo - not Malaya but Malaysia. Because I've heard of Malaysia but I've never heard of Malaya.

 

Malaya was a British colony until 1957. Then it was its own country until 1963, when it joined with Singapore, Sabah, and Sarawak to form Malaysia.

 

Golly gosh.

 

You've never read about the Malayan Emergency?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Alpo]

I've heard of the Malayan peninsula. I've heard of the Malay pirates. I've heard of Malay loads. But I always thought the country was Malaysia.

 

Like I've heard of Aussie this and Aussie that, but the country is not Aussie - it's Australia.

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

I've heard of the Malayan peninsula. I've heard of the Malay pirates. I've heard of Malay loads. But I always thought the country was Malaysia.

 

Like I've heard of Aussie this and Aussie that, but the country is not Aussie - it's Australia.

 

The Malayan Emergency was very similar to the Vietnam War (Which we were also involved in) for Australia.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

13 hours ago, Alpo said:

Learn something new every day.

 

I thought that was a typo - not Malaya but Malaysia. Because I've heard of Malaysia but I've never heard of Malaya.

 

Malaya was a British colony until 1957. Then it was its own country until 1963, when it joined with Singapore, Sabah, and Sarawak to form Malaysia.

 

Golly gosh.

"joined with Singapore"?  Singapore is a country all by itself.

[Chantry]

13 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

You've never read about the Malayan Emergency?

 

There are people that haven't? 

 

It's where the Gurkha's developed their reputation as superb jungle fighters (along with the Indonesia–Malaysia confrontation).

[Chantry]

35 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

"joined with Singapore"?  Singapore is a country all by itself.

Singapore gained self-governance in 1959 and, in 1963, became part of the new federation of Malaysia, alongside Malaya, North Borneo, and Sarawak. Ideological differences led to Singapore's expulsion from the federation two years later; Singapore became an independent sovereign country in 1965.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singapore#Within_Malaysia

 

An useless fact, Singapore recruits Gurkhas for part of their police force:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurkha_Contingent

 

 

Edited November 8, 2025 by Chantry

[Buckshot Bear]

15 hours ago, Chantry said:

 

There are people that haven't? 

 

It's where the Gurkha's developed their reputation as superb jungle fighters (along with the Indonesia–Malaysia confrontation).

 

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[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

Its un-Australian if the Vegemite jar does not have bits of butter, anything less is borderline unpatriotic.

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

^^^^^^^

 

   ........ you can have my share ........  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 13, 2025 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
speeling erer

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

I do think WJ , be comin' around 

 

  CB 

 

  close the cooler 

 

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[Buckshot Bear]

A new dangerous Aussie animal.

 

[Alpo]

If he indigenous or an invasive species?

[Kid Rich]

Yep we got those too. Those lyd's be very dangerous.

kR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS lyd=little yellow ducky

[Buckshot Bear]

A kookaburra eating a tiger snake

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Sedalia Dave]

4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

This is what we think of.

 

 

Some of us even top it with a fried egg.

 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 11/5/2025 at 4:03 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Dunno....I just say "Australia"

 

One thing of interest, unlike the USA, we don't have regional accents. 

 

On 11/5/2025 at 4:03 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Dunno....I just say "Australia"

 

One thing of interest, unlike the USA, we don't have regional accents. 

Bear, you're entire nation speaks with a regional accent.   

[Buckshot Bear]

37 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

This is what we think of.

 

 

Some of us even top it with a fried egg.

 

 

 

Golly I'd like to try that!

[Buckshot Bear]

22 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

 

Bear, you're entire nation speaks with a regional accent.   

 

 

LOL yes that is right Forty Rod.

[Buckshot Bear]

 

Edited November 20, 2025 by Buckshot Bear

[Buckshot Bear]

[Buckshot Bear]

[Sedalia Dave]

22 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Golly I'd like to try that!

 

The recipe

Old Fashioned Biscuits and Gravy By Cowboy Kent Rollins

 

Video how to.

 

 

Secret to good gravy is to keep stirring from the time you add flour until it's done.

Edited November 21, 2025 by Sedalia Dave

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

The recipe

Old Fashioned Biscuits and Gravy By Cowboy Kent Rollins

 

Video how to.

 

 

Secret to good gravy is to keep stirring from the time you add flour until it's done.

 

 

Gonna' have to try this Dave.......might just start something down here

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

since y'all do NOT have real biscuits and gravy 

 

y'all can not be former British REDNECKS 

 

  CB 

 

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[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[John Kloehr]

9 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Damn, I sensed that coming and could not look away!