The Aussie Humour Thread

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The REAL Reason Australians Can't Live Without Road Trains

 

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Talk about the elephant in the room!

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On 8/7/2025 at 6:25 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

It is kind of funny, but I don't think it's funny enough you got to post it twice in 2 days.

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8 hours ago, Alpo said:

 

It is kind of funny, but I don't think it's funny enough you got to post it twice in 2 days.

 

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I know you're posting a meme to make a funny. But I'm going to tell you a true story.

 

When I was born, my Mama stayed in the hospital 4 days. I understand that was fairly normal back then. Nowadays they send you home the same day because, hell, you just had a baby. Wasn't like you was sick or something. But back then you stayed in the hospital for a little while. And for those 4 days I was nursed.

 

Then we go home, and every time she attempted to nurse me my older brother raised all kinds of holy hell. And she put me on the bottle at the age of 6 days, because she could not put up with elder brudder and his tantrums.

 

Now she told me that story. But in my baby book it says she started me on solid food at the age of seven days. Gerber rice cereal. 7 Days old, eating solid food.

 

I don't believe that was very common back then. And I believe it is even less common nowadays.

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7 hours ago, Alpo said:

I know you're posting a meme to make a funny. But I'm going to tell you a true story.

 

When I was born, my Mama stayed in the hospital 4 days. I understand that was fairly normal back then. Nowadays they send you home the same day because, hell, you just had a baby. Wasn't like you was sick or something. But back then you stayed in the hospital for a little while. And for those 4 days I was nursed.

 

Then we go home, and every time she attempted to nurse me my older brother raised all kinds of holy hell. And she put me on the bottle at the age of 6 days, because she could not put up with elder brudder and his tantrums.

 

Now she told me that story. But in my baby book it says she started me on solid food at the age of seven days. Gerber rice cereal. 7 Days old, eating solid food.

 

I don't believe that was very common back then. And I believe it is even less common nowadays.

 

Ahhh now we know what the problem is......I hope you punched your brother in the nose often  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Leave home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Edited August 10, 2025 by Buckshot Bear

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56 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Leave home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

A leg up, I'd suppose?

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55 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

A leg up, I'd suppose?

 

That was pretty darn funny! Made my Monday morning  

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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Overkill!!!

just leave the cake on the counter and nobody gets hurt!  Party on!!

Regards

    

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Eat it quick before it melts.

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Big Stockman at Longreach Hall of Fame

 

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2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Whoa!  Limp biscuit!

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On 8/6/2025 at 10:04 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

This would be a hard pass for me -

 

Had some many years ago, a product of Japan.  Like fishy tasting canned prime beef.  Not awful, to quote the Croc "Well, you can live on it,"  I suppose you could.

Edited August 13, 2025 by Rip Snorter
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TRY THIS!!

 

 

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down to the ROAD KILL CAFE 

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