The Aussie Humour Thread

[Alpo]

35 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

I thought he meant the snags?

Anyways.....they're some sad lookin' Pom's! 

But they're always whingin' about somethin' anyways!  😀

Looks like pretty much the same stuff

 

But ours has a little lump of pig fat in the can, which makes it "pork and beans".

 

 

Unlike what y'all eat which is just beans.

 

 

[Alpo]

The plate with the two eggs in it. What's the yellowish looking stuff underneath the sausage? Tomato?

 

Actually kinda looks like yellow squash.

 

[Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680]

17 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

I used to be able to find Tim Tams on some bases here in the USA but it's been years since I've seen them. It's a simple recipe but you guys do it better than anybody else!

Edited November 13, 2024 by Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680

[Buckshot Bear]

17 hours ago, Alpo said:

The plate with the two eggs in it. What's the yellowish looking stuff underneath the sausage? Tomato?

 

Actually kinda looks like yellow squash.

 

I got know idea..... Just glad it's England and not Oz. 

[Calamity Kris]

9 hours ago, Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 said:

I used to be able to find Tim Tams on some bases here in the USA but it's been years since I've seen them. It's a simple recipe but you guys do it better than anybody else!

 

You can find them here.........

 

https://www.worldmarket.com/p/arnott-s-tim-tam-original-chocolate-cookies-524748.html

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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[Buckshot Bear]

4 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

You can find them here.........

 

https://www.worldmarket.com/p/arnott-s-tim-tam-original-chocolate-cookies-524748.html

 

What a great site. 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

$6 for a single snack cake ?  Plus shipping and Handling 

 

 think I will pass at that price 

 

  CB 

[Alpo]

That's per each?? I thought that was for a box.

 

The shipping seemed a little high. The website says it will ship to the store for free. We used to have a World Market in the mall. Then Michael came to visit a few years ago and we don't have a mall. I plugged my ZIP code into the store finder and it says there's one on the beach. 11 miles away. I don't think I would be willing to make a 22-mile round trip, plus putting up with Beach traffic, for a cookie.

[Calamity Kris]

1 hour ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

$6 for a single snack cake ?  Plus shipping and Handling 

 

 think I will pass at that price 

 

  CB 

 

That is for a package of cookies, not just one.  Also, that store is in many major metro areas here in the states.  Check and see if there is one near you.  We happen to have one near us so I snag a package when I'm there.  

[Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680]

14 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

You can find them here.........

 

https://www.worldmarket.com/p/arnott-s-tim-tam-original-chocolate-cookies-524748.html

Thanks, I found some stores not far from me! They also have Maltesers which are way better than our malted milk balls, I'm gonna have to walk around the store and see what else they have.

[Buckshot Bear]

6 hours ago, Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 said:

Thanks, I found some stores not far from me! They also have Maltesers which are way better than our malted milk balls, I'm gonna have to walk around the store and see what else they have.

 

 

Vegemite 

[Buckshot Bear]

10 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

That is for a package of cookies, not just one.  Also, that store is in many major metro areas here in the states.  Check and see if there is one near you.  We happen to have one near us so I snag a package when I'm there.  

 

So strange hearing you call them 'cookies'. 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Vegemite 

YUCK !!!! 

[Buckshot Bear]

On 11/13/2024 at 12:06 PM, Alpo said:

Looks like pretty much the same stuff

 

 

But ours has a little lump of pig fat in the can, which makes it "pork and beans".

 

 

 

Unlike what y'all eat which is just beans.

 

 

 

 

These are the only beans I will eat -

 

[Buckshot Bear]

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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Something I am sensitive to to this day, pay your share and a bit more.  It always balances in the end if it is your "Local".

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[Rip Snorter]

5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Clearly a swinger and a hottie!

[Rip Snorter]

15 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Feeding while hungover.

[Sedalia Dave]

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[Buckshot Bear]

50 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Just brilliant 

[Alpo]

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

That how we ended up with all the Irish in America? British skippers getting lost on the way to Australia because of no compass?

[sassnetguy50]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

That how we ended up with all the Irish in America? British skippers getting lost on the way to Australia because of no compass?

No, they tricked us, said America was a land full of whiskey and tobacco.   Now there are more Irish decendants in America than Ireland.   

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, sassnetguy50 said:

No, they tricked us, said America was a land full of whiskey and tobacco.   Now there are more Irish decendants in America than Ireland.   

Of course. More room.

 

We got 300 million people in this country. Probably 50 million of them have got some Irish in them. They got 50 million people in Ireland?

 

Not according to the all-knowing internet. They got 5 million. Why? Ain't got room for 50 million.