The Aussie Humour Thread

[Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680]

14 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

You can find them here.........

 

https://www.worldmarket.com/p/arnott-s-tim-tam-original-chocolate-cookies-524748.html

Thanks, I found some stores not far from me! They also have Maltesers which are way better than our malted milk balls, I'm gonna have to walk around the store and see what else they have.

[Buckshot Bear]

6 hours ago, Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 said:

Thanks, I found some stores not far from me! They also have Maltesers which are way better than our malted milk balls, I'm gonna have to walk around the store and see what else they have.

 

 

Vegemite 

[Buckshot Bear]

10 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

That is for a package of cookies, not just one.  Also, that store is in many major metro areas here in the states.  Check and see if there is one near you.  We happen to have one near us so I snag a package when I'm there.  

 

So strange hearing you call them 'cookies'. 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

Vegemite 

YUCK !!!! 

[Buckshot Bear]

On 11/13/2024 at 12:06 PM, Alpo said:

Looks like pretty much the same stuff

 

 

But ours has a little lump of pig fat in the can, which makes it "pork and beans".

 

 

 

Unlike what y'all eat which is just beans.

 

 

 

 

These are the only beans I will eat -

 

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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[Rip Snorter]

Something I am sensitive to to this day, pay your share and a bit more.  It always balances in the end if it is your "Local".

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5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Clearly a swinger and a hottie!

[Rip Snorter]

15 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Feeding while hungover.

[Sedalia Dave]

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50 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Just brilliant 

[Alpo]

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

That how we ended up with all the Irish in America? British skippers getting lost on the way to Australia because of no compass?

[sassnetguy50]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

That how we ended up with all the Irish in America? British skippers getting lost on the way to Australia because of no compass?

No, they tricked us, said America was a land full of whiskey and tobacco.   Now there are more Irish decendants in America than Ireland.   

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, sassnetguy50 said:

No, they tricked us, said America was a land full of whiskey and tobacco.   Now there are more Irish decendants in America than Ireland.   

Of course. More room.

 

We got 300 million people in this country. Probably 50 million of them have got some Irish in them. They got 50 million people in Ireland?

 

Not according to the all-knowing internet. They got 5 million. Why? Ain't got room for 50 million.

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[John Kloehr]

7 hours ago, sassnetguy50 said:

No, they tricked us, said America was a land full of whiskey and tobacco.   Now there are more Irish decendants in America than Ireland.   

Is this is what happened when they took whiskey and tobacco away from the Irish? They ended up with nothing else to do?

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8 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Well, obviously no sit, no S***!

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... my first thought was, "WHAT DID YOU EAT???" ... then I looked closer and realized I wouldn't need that gallon of colonoscopy prep after all if I saw this ...

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[sassnetguy50]

1 hour ago, John Kloehr said:

Is this is what happened when they took whiskey and tobacco away from the Irish? They ended up with nothing else to do?

It's a free activity to do.  Gets expensive 9 months later.

 

Australia takes 4th in the world for largest population who claim Irish ancestors. 

[Rip Snorter]

No Irish blood I know of, but great respect.  Look at the railroads, Law Enforcement, the Military, and scholars as well.  There was the potato famine, not liquor and tobacco.

[Blackwater 53393]

Ain’t heard from none of them inverted folks here in almost a week!!

 

WHASAMATTA?   Y’all run out of good beer and hafta drink Fosters??  🥴🤢🤮

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