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7 minutes ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

Unless the photo is wonky, it looks  like the big guy lost a leg somewhere along the way.......

 

Yes, he's a famous croc that lost one of his front legs from fighting another croc that was bigger than him.

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11 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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Don't feel bad, we have nitwits moving grizzly bear cubs so they can take a better picture and laying down against bison to take selfies.

 

They are everywhere.

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Umm, if the domesticated cow, which is normally a fairly docile creature, eats snakes in Australia, I am definitely NOT going to visit. Is there any animal in that country that won't try to hurt or kill you?

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17 minutes ago, Chantry said:

Umm, if the domesticated cow, which is normally a fairly docile creature, eats snakes in Australia, I am definitely NOT going to visit. Is there any animal in that country that won't try to hurt or kill you?

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529859/Ginger-cow-caught-camera-eating-snake-Queensland-paddock.html

 

 

 

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-28/cow-eating-snake-photos-outback-australia/12822382

 

 

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4 hours ago, Chantry said:

Umm, if the domesticated cow, which is normally a fairly docile creature, eats snakes in Australia, I am definitely NOT going to visit. Is there any animal in that country that won't try to hurt or kill you?

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Think “Jurassic Park” with more lethal creatures inhabiting the place! :P

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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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As Chantry might say-- something else to hurt or kill you.:lol:

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Dang you guys got some large creatures and I'm sure that one could kill me.:D

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2 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Dang you guys got some large creatures and I'm sure that one could kill me.:D

 

That thing in the shoe.....now that is scary to me :( We ALWAYS check our shoes for snakes and spiders. 

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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

That thing in the shoe.....now that is scary to me :( We ALWAYS check our shoes for snakes and spiders. 

My wife has a cousin in Tucson Arizona. She says you need to lift the sheets before getting in bed as there may be a scorpion under the covers. My question is, "What the hell makes you think one won't crawl in after you fall asleep?" I wouldn't sleep! She says the  same about shoes in the morning!

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3 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

My wife has a cousin in Tucson Arizona. She says you need to lift the sheets before getting in bed as there may be a scorpion under the covers. My question is, "What the hell makes you think one won't crawl in after you fall asleep?" I wouldn't sleep! She says the  same about shoes in the morning!

 

Always thinking about that :( 

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2 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Always thinking about that :( 

I guess it's like anything, ya get used to it.

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