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I done told ya , ya ortta , start growing you own tobacco 

 

  it will grow about any where , as long as it has water , closely related to tomato plants 

 

  I was told it would not grow in the Ozarks , but I grew a few plants , just to see they were wrong 

 

  a little hint , ya gotta start your plants indoors 

 

  CB :ph34r:

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14 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Some ones taking the p#ss with that one. 

A great Aussie-ism!  

Y'all sure can turn a phrase!

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52 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

HEY Buckshot Bear!

Any truth in this?

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 ............ ah yes, .... Harold,  ........ another Native Australian (friendly) animal ......  <_<

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7 hours ago, Brazos John said:

A great Aussie-ism!  

Y'all sure can turn a phrase!

 

Very common, same as when a mate says something just a touch too funny or unbelievable "Surely mate you're takin' the p#ss with that one".

 

Or if you're a little more affectedly genteel (hoity toity) "Surely you're trying to take' the p#ss out of me with that one". 

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I would love to get to AUS, but air travel is miserable, and it is one heck of a flight.  Dad did it for business at a few years younger than my current age, and actually had to spend some downtime recuperating on his return.  Had some very fine times long ago with Australian guys I met in an Earls Court Hotel, we cut a swath with the ladies, and drank a bit.  Amazingly, two visits, no arrests.

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1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said:

I would love to get to AUS, but air travel is miserable, and it is one heck of a flight.  Dad did it for business at a few years younger than my current age, and actually had to spend some downtime recuperating on his return.  Had some very fine times long ago with Australian guys I met in an Earls Court Hotel, we cut a swath with the ladies, and drank a bit.  Amazingly, two visits, no arrests.

 

My two sons have been twice now to the U.S on business. Once to L.A and once to somewhere in Minnesota.

They sure did spend some money at gun ranges where they could use a variety of machine guns!

My wife and I have always wanted to go and see some old Western towns and visit as many country museums as we could. But the 4 hour drive to the airport, the queues, the taxis, the flight time, interconnecting flights etc etc etc and not to mention way too many humans for my liking......I think we left it too long.

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5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

My two sons have been twice now to the U.S on business. Once to L.A and once to somewhere in Minnesota.

They sure did spend some money at gun ranges where they could use a variety of machine guns!

My wife and I have always wanted to go and see some old Western towns and visit as many country museums as we could. But the 4 hour drive to the airport, the queues, the taxis, the flight time, interconnecting flights etc etc etc and not to mention way too many humans for my liking......I think we left it too long.

We did one longish flight with an overnight layover a few years ago, not sure that wasn't worse than straight through, I was looking at the clock through the night. As for too late, been there in a few ways. Wanted horses on the ranch.  Never managed.  Grandchildren, though that is more my Wife than me, a hard decision for the kids in these times.

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

@Brazos John

 

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And the aerial view of Texas

 

 

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Every single one of these photos could be here in the US version of Texas!

But do any of y'all have one of these?

Home - The Texas Pool

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if some rich Aussie had one!

But bigger, of course!

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2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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The Golden Fleecing of Us All!

I remember these pumps that had to be reset to zero before pumping your gas.

Are those glass bubbles on the side to show the flow of the gas?

While driving and refueling in Germany, I was misled with the pricing. Here in Texas, it's priced by the Gallon, not by the Quart (y'all call it a Liter)! The prices posted were the same, but not the same volume!  :unsure:

But the Autobahn made up for the cost!

It was GLORIOUS!  :wub:

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23 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

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Am I the only one that speaks this way? That middle one - the one on the right - is not chips. It's potato chips.

 

Chips could be anything. Potato chips, corn chips, poker chips, wood chips. So those salty pieces of potatoey goodness are potato chips.

 

 

Need a little help here people. I tried potatoy,  potatoie, and potatoey. None of them look right.

 

Asking the correct way to spell it is probably dumb because I don't think it's a real word, but how would you spell it?

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