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3 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

well at least ya did not ruin it by addin' that nasty stuff y'all claim to like 

 

  CB :lol:

 

       ...... what ?  .... margarine ? ..................  :huh:

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3 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

 

My sons were on a fishing trip in the Northern Territory last year and there were some Aboriginal kids jumping off the pier and there was a croc around that size.  The kids would throw a big rock in and the croc would go after that and they'd jump in the other side and quickly clamber out. Sons said to a local that they couldn't believe what they were watching and got told that the kids do it all the time.

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More than a century after he enlisted in World War I, a young Ngarrindjeri soldier was at last brought home to rest at Raukkan 24 March 2017. Mack Miller served on the Western Front and died from tuberculosis in the Spanish flu quarantine Hospital in the exhibition building in Adelaide in 1919.

 

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Mama called these a "Genuine Australian Go-to-Hell Hat!"

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Edited by Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103
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A NON POISONOUS, NON CONSTRICTING AUSTRALIAN SNAKE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED IN A REMOTE REGION.

IT HAS HOWEVER DEVELOPED ALTERNATE LETHALITY.

 

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12 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

I was thinking of the kangaroo crap , y'all call vegamite 

 

  CB :wacko:

 

 

     ................... oh, thank you.

I don't like margarine  :angry:

 

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 ............ is pretty good with plenty of real butter and just a slight smear of the "Holy Vegemite"  :wub:

 

 

 

Edited by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
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5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Still a darn good breakfast!

 

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When we travelled in Germany with our AF son, the guest houses would always offer soft-boiled eggs for breakfast, along with tubes of pate of different types, and many other tasty items. I never saw anyone eat these eggs, except my son, so I've never seen this method, but it sure looks good to me! I would add salt and pepper, but that's just me.

And I want one NOW!

 

Reviving a 65-year-old memory, Mom would make me a soft-boiled egg, and add it to a bowl of torn-up white bread, to absorb the yolk. And a cup of tea with milk and sugar. 

That's tomorrow's breakfast, for sure!

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