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11 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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Way back when I was a young man, driving along a farm road, I followed the curve in the road. My headlights lit up the field along that curve in the road.

 

I can state with certainty as of 1977, just over 150 years later, there are people who still left them in.

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7 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

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I have been in a few bars where signing your name on a dollar bill and stapling it to the walls or ceiling was what visitors did. 

 

I've never been in one that collected Bras and Thongs though.

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19 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

I have been in a few bars where signing your name on a dollar bill and stapling it to the walls or ceiling was what visitors did. 

 

I've never been in one that collected Bras and Thongs though.

The biker bar down the road from me when I lived in Connecticut, had an impressive collection of bras and panties, as well as defective bike parts. They put on great barbecues with live bands all summer. Food and beer were inexpensive, but top notch.

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51 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

A bit better looking, and close to American Pot Pie, but I suspect not all that different than Cornish Pasty either.  Good stuff, all.

 

No no no Rip :) .....a Cornish pasty (another Aussie fav) has a different filling.

 

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7 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Let me decipher this road sign for you.

 

It states that Macca's (McDonalds) opens in the town of Yass at 6.00am

 

Yass -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yass,_New_South_Wales

 

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 ..... it's self explanatory ........... oh, you don't want it pulled again, .... gotcha ;)

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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Did you have these in the U.S as well, back in the day?

 

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Some even had redeemable prizes on the cork, although like everything else, they were then plastic.

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2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

What is it?

You'd put a cap in, toss em up in the air and when they landed made a great pop!

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6 hours ago, Alpo said:

So the only contraction that Australians know has an apostrophe in it is g'day?

 

I dunno what Id do without ya

 

Its a real perla

 

 The newspaper should have had a proof reader ...... if they did, he probably went to school with Bob  :unsure:

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1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Think of them coming out of your lawn when it rains:lol:

It would take an Australian Early Bird to get THAT worm.  

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