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3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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We used to have these buggers when we lived in the South Pacific.  I don't know if they are edible but you have to watch those claws.  If the crabs use those to break into coconut shells, imagine what they would do to a finger or toe?

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I read that they are also variably toxic without a way to decide which is safe to eat.  Got to tell you, protecting vermin that harm humans just doesn't compute.  Not my country, so only a comment.  Here we just do what is necessary to stay safe, any legal means from shovels on up.

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6 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Flying Fox.....roosting for the day.

 

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I don't even know what I would do if I saw that hanging on the back porch!!!

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20 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Flying Fox.....roosting for the day.

 

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I think I'd be wearing a garlic necklace, loading silver bullets and sharpening wooden stakes.

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You guys don't think their cute????????

They fly over our house in their tens of thousands every night. They land in the palm trees to feed and they fight, scream and bicker with each ALL night until they fly off to roost in the day.

 

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10 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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I bet he liked people doing that.

 

Take it out and drive on the Ocean Beach, and then 3 years later by a new vehicle because that one has rusted apart from the bottom up.

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3 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I bet he liked people doing that.

 

Take it out and drive on the Ocean Beach, and then 3 years later by a new vehicle because that one has rusted apart from the bottom up.

 

Holdens....the car of the people.

They used to rust pretty easily from rain water let alone saltwater!

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34 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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The back end reminds me of my old '61 Chevy panel truck. Had a 327 with a 4 spd. Kinda miss that rig too!:)

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6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
Not your typical street scene.
Bullens African Lion Safari, Marsh Road, Warragamba, NSW
 
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Went through one of these years back, here in the U.S.  Some idiots rolled down the windows, or even got out of cars in the lion area.  Worse was a primate sanctuary.  Some critters would get on the cars and rip off sideview mirrors, ariels (yes, that long ago!) or windshield wipers.  Debris littered the roadside.

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6 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Went through one of these years back, here in the U.S.  Some idiots rolled down the windows, or even got out of cars in the lion area.  Worse was a primate sanctuary.  Some critters would get on the cars and rip off sideview mirrors, ariels (yes, that long ago!) or windshield wipers.  Debris littered the roadside.

 

This one closed around 1991, can you imagine the litigation these days?

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1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

Wonders will never cease.  I finally understand why it was a prison colony.

 

Well after you fella's handed the Pom's a defeat.....they HAD to find somewhere to dump the convicts......and here was as far away as they could get from England.

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