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28 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

1969 and folks lining up for the grand opening of a Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

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Wow. Over on the left side there's a pair of red pants with a yellow shirt. Just to the right of that is a boy wearing a red shirt. Just to the right of him is a stout woman. And it certainly appears that she is barefoot standing on that asphalt parking lot. I say again - wow.

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23 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Wow. Over on the left side there's a pair of red pants with a yellow shirt. Just to the right of that is a boy wearing a red shirt. Just to the right of him is a stout woman. And it certainly appears that she is barefoot standing on that asphalt parking lot. I say again - wow.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if more than half the crowd was barefoot and this was December.....Summer down here.

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On 9/10/2022 at 9:09 AM, Buckshot Bear said:

The last "Chariot"

 

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  ........ Good Heavens ...... was it that long ago ? ....   :(

On 9/10/2022 at 9:09 AM, Buckshot Bear said:

The last "Chariot"

 

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  ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....   :(

On 9/10/2022 at 9:09 AM, Buckshot Bear said:

The last "Chariot"

 

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  ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....   :(

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18 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

  ........ Good Heavens ...... was it that long ago ? ....   :(

 

  ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....   :(

 

  ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....   :(

 

Hard to believe isn't it.

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21 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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 I have an "OP Shop" story for you :

   My mother volunteers at the Op Shop run by her church one day a week.

They get a lot of stuff from older, often Widowed contributors, ..... you know, ... "lets clean out Dads old back shed" kind of stuff.

  I went in to pick up Mum after she finished the other day and was a bit early, .... so i thought I'd have a bit of a look around .........

   ....... amongst the ratty old tools were 3 flat box/cases and inside these were 3 Mitutoyo micrometers, ....

a smallish/standard unit, and two 6" units complete with all the "anvils" (one almost brand new) .......

Prices as marked .... $3, $10 & $20 .....

 The 6" that was $10 was older and it's case was made of plywood that was splintering a little, the other 2 were more modern plastic moulded cases .... and the $20 unit still had some components wrapped in original packaging and un-opened.

 

I almost set my back pocket on fire getting my wallet out to pay for them .......  :blush:

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54 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Hayfever Season down here

 

 

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In Texas, we're looking forward to Autumn weather. We're still in the upper 90's, but next week might get down into the 80's. It's been in the upper 90's since June, if not earlier, plus a drought.

Winter will be a welcome change!

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49 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

In Texas, we're looking forward to Autumn weather. We're still in the upper 90's, but next week might get down into the 80's. It's been in the upper 90's since June, if not earlier, plus a drought.

Winter will be a welcome change!

 

I'm most definitely a Winter person now, Summers are sooo endessly loong and sooo hot :( 

 

And that sun has such a bite to it, you can feel it literally searing your skin. Both my wife, myself and my daughter in law have all had stage 1 melanomas removed. We have to have 6 month skin checkups now for life. It's a big killer down here. 

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So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

See my signature

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1 minute ago, Alpo said:

There are many parts of this website that do not show up on a phone. Signatures is one of them.

Sorry, bout that!

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8 hours ago, Alpo said:

There are many parts of this website that do not show up on a phone. Signatures is one of them.

 

Zoot Shooter 84

BOLD 1156

Driver for Howard, Fine & Howard

Veterinary & Taxidermy Clinic

Either way, you get your dog back

Australia.....where if it doesn't drop on you, kick you, bite you, poison you, swallow you whole or kill you from the sky....

 

 

They have Vegemite....

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18 hours ago, Alpo said:

So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

 

 

 

 

      ......... yes  :)

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