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21 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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Mexico Beach and Destin, too.  It just wasn't a Great White that followed it up to the boat.

 

Daddy caught a grouper head once. 

 

Just the head- it had been bit off clean right behind the gills.:huh:

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11 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

I thought this was the Aussie HUMOUR thread not the Aussie HORROR thread. 

 

:P

They think it's funny that the rest of the world is convinced that everything in Australia is out to kill them.

 

It's a national past time- just behind convincing the rest of the world that they drink Foster's.

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5 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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4 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Explanation please

 

 A statue of Ned Kelly, our most notorious Bush ranger ...... (he made Jesse James look like a choirboy ;))

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1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 A statue of Ned Kelly, our most notorious Bush ranger ...... (he made Jesse James look like a choirboy ;))

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I just finished a movie about another famous Bush Ranger

 

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5 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ........ one day you'll get it right ...   ;)

Are you telling me that they would get it wrong in a John Wayne movie?

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Are you telling me that they would get it wrong in a John Wayne movie?

 

 

 

 

 

 ..... maybe, he did die in more than one movie .......

 

 A folk song we learned in primary school ... "The Wild Colonial Boy" .... and  ..."... Jack Doolan was his name ... "  

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That's a lovely thing about folk songs. The lyrics change, depending on who's singing it.

 

There's a cowboy song called Streets of Laredo. When I learned it, back in about 1965, the cowboy who was wrapped in white linen had been "shot in the gut and I know I must die". Most copies of the lyrics of that song you find today say that he was shot in the breast. And I found it in a book that was published in 1914, where it says he was "shot by a greaser" (that's a derogatory ethnic term for a Mexican, in case you weren't aware, being a furriner and everything).

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1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

A contribution from the Northern Hemisphere.

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We were just returning the favor. The mates from down under helped control a lot of fires here the last few years.

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1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

A contribution from the Northern Hemisphere.

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A bit of a thump in the chest right there.

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On 5/18/2022 at 7:59 AM, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

They think it's funny that the rest of the world is convinced that everything in Australia is out to kill them.

 

It's a national past time- just behind convincing the rest of the world that they drink Foster's.

Seriously, every Aussie I've ever met had some story about some critter like a drop bear, kangarilla rat, or black-crested emurilla bird that attacks humans at every opportunity.

 

It ain't like ya'll aren't already giving Africa a run for its' money on the 'everything here either has thorns, stings, is deadly poisonous or can swallow you whole' reputation. 

 

There's no need to make up stuff, too.

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