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 ..... told me he has bad news and worse news ...

 

        .... the bad news: You have 24 hours to live .....  :(

 

               ..... the worse news: I should have told you yesterday ......   :blink:

 

 

 

;):P

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My Doctor told me I was overweight...I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said I was ugly too!

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Doc says ya gotta stop drinkin', smokin' an' chasin' women!  Patient asks, "Will that make me live longer?"  Doc replies, "No guaranty, but it will sure seem like it!"  Three things are vitally important to achieving a long life: genetics, life style and pure damned luck!  First two don't count if you get hit by a bus!:(

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18 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 ..... told me he has bad news and worse news ...

 

        .... the bad news: You have 24 hours to live .....  :(

 

               ..... the worse news: I should have told you yesterday ......   :blink:

 

 

 

;):P

He could have put you in a straitjacket and had you committed.......

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I actually had a military medical officer tell me after reviewing my annual medical, "You are in pretty good shape for a 42-year-old."  That was 37 years ago.

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