Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 ..... told me he has bad news and worse news ... .... the bad news: You have 24 hours to live ..... ..... the worse news: I should have told you yesterday ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 My Doctor told me I was overweight...I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said I was ugly too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 @Injun Ryder, SASS #36201Lbeat me to it… I guess I’m not as quick as I used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Doc says ya gotta stop drinkin', smokin' an' chasin' women! Patient asks, "Will that make me live longer?" Doc replies, "No guaranty, but it will sure seem like it!" Three things are vitally important to achieving a long life: genetics, life style and pure damned luck! First two don't count if you get hit by a bus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 18 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... told me he has bad news and worse news ... .... the bad news: You have 24 hours to live ..... ..... the worse news: I should have told you yesterday ...... He could have put you in a straitjacket and had you committed....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 My dr said I'm in good shape for my age i couldn't bring myself to tell him I'm only 35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I actually had a military medical officer tell me after reviewing my annual medical, "You are in pretty good shape for a 42-year-old." That was 37 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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