Buckshot Bear Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 This would have been fun to explain to your Mum (Mom) "I need to go to hospital.....right away"!!!!! https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/teen-gets-usb-cable-stuck-in-penis-in-backfired-attempt-to-measure-length/news-story/05e525306a446546402e86c83c25c4a4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 What’s wrong Billie? Why are you all tied up in knots? Oh, the innuendo he innuendo he will endure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Plug and Play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 A new response to “How stupid can you possibly get??”!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted September 18, 2021 Author Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Blackwater 53393 said: A new response to “How stupid can you possibly get??”!! Article states “the patient was an otherwise fit and healthy adolescent with no history of mental health disorders.” yeah.....maybe a second opinion is needed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Jeez, don't you guys have tape measures down there? Guarantee that this teen will get at least one for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Maybe he was attempting to turn his software into hardware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 13 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: This would have been fun to explain to your Mum (Mom) "I need to go to hospital.....right away"!!!!! https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/teen-gets-usb-cable-stuck-in-penis-in-backfired-attempt-to-measure-length/news-story/05e525306a446546402e86c83c25c4a4 I just read the description here...that's all I needed to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 If you know any nurses (two of mine are RNs) they might tell you some of the amazing things they see. As to the above... genius has limits... but foolhardiness has no bounds. My father-in-law was the controller for a group of Product Liability lawyers in Boston. He tells how they won a case for $5M where some kid (a relative of the above, no doubt) stuck his Johnson into a beater-bar vacuum cleaner. The manufacturer was found negligent because they did not put a label on the machine warning against Johnsons in the beater bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Something is mighty wrong when the courts can award 5 million for stupidity. If there was a jury, for this, it's a good thing I wasn't on that jury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Yeah...when someone says "Mum(s)", the folks around here just automatically think of a flower we give to the girl we are taking to the Junior/Senior High School Prom. Two countries, separated by a common language, seems like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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