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Lady C married me because she loves sales....said she can't resist anything half off....

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Asked the best looking girl in high school out several times and she always said no.  I finally asked if there was any hope she would ever say yes.  She said, "there is always hope, there is just no chance."

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14 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said:

She said, "Yes, the others were all nines and tens."

 

:o:o:wacko:

apparently you were the one for her.

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14 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

Lady C married me because she loves sales....said she can't resist anything half off....

My wife will buy anything marked down.  Last year she brought home an escalator.  

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An old man and an old woman had been married 50 years. Sittin' in their rockin' chairs one day, she got up, walked over to him, and smacked him on the back of the head. 

"What was THAT for!?" he exclaimed. 
"That's for being a lousy lover." she answered. 

Thinking about it for a minute, he turned and smacked HER on the back of the head. 

"What was that for?"  She wanted to know.

"For knowing the difference!"

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