Subdeacon Joe Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Quote Sonoma County’s most wanted arrested after leading deputies, Sonoma PD and CHP on a multi-day pursuit. Read the story below. Sonoma Police Department 4h · CAPTURED!!! This morning we arrested Sonoma PD’s most wanted, Porkchop. This was a multi day pursuit involving multiple CHP officers, Sheriff’s deputies, and our officers. After a brief stand-off, Porkchop was arrested for trespassing on private property, theft of various food items and J-walking. Porkchop was unharmed during his arrest and transported to an animal sanctuary where he can be with his people and live his best life. Thank you to Brocco’s Feed for providing us a large enough crate and other tools to help with the apprehension of the criminal at large. Thank you also to all of the kind residents who assisted us along the way. Sounds like Porkchop will be in hog heaven! Livin' high on the hog, lettin' someone else bring home the bacon. Giving that this is a story about a pig, I was expecting some twist to the tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 ...................... probably made a pig of himself ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Porkchop's lucky. Around these parts Porkchop would have been hamming it up and makin bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 11, 2021 Author Share Posted September 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Porkchop's lucky. Around these parts Porkchop would have been hamming it up and makin bacon. You're saying he would have gotten a good roasting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: You're saying he would have gotten a good roasting? He'd definitely been smokin hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Sounds like Porkchop will be in hog heaven! Livin' high on the hog, lettin' someone else bring home the bacon. Giving that this is a story about a pig, I was expecting some twist to the tale. Ain't Hog Heaven the name of that place out on the highway? Block building, gravel parking lot with a BIG BBQ pit jutting out the back of the building? Always has really interesting smells coming from the smokestack and the parking lot's full of contractor and service trucks about lunch time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 I hear that there is a black market bounty on pork in ca (ncc). He's lucky that the law caught him before the bacon deprived citizenry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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