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You may also live in Canada if:

  • If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
  • If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
  • If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
  • If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend.
  • If you measure distance in hours.
  • If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
  • If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again.
  • If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
  • If you carry jumper cables in your car, and your wife knows how to use them.
  • If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
  • If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km, you're going 95 and everybody is passing you.
  • If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
  • If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.  
  • If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
  • If you find -2F degrees 'a little chilly'.
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51 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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I think I'd like to be at one of these parties .......  :wub:

 

  ........... but what's with the fingers ? .... are they double "ticked off" with somebody ???  :huh:

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7 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

but what's with the fingers

No idea. When I was in junior high school (that would be 7th, 8th, and 9th grade) that meant peace.

 

I don't have a clue what young people mean when they do it nowadays.

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12 hours ago, Alpo said:

Is he watching a "HOCKEY GAME"?

 

YEP! 

Not much distracts a hockey aficionado from the game.

Not even a bevy of beauties! 

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19 hours ago, PowerRiverCowboy said:

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Gretta Castro?

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You know when a bird poops on my truck, there's this little white spot.

 

But Lawdy mercy, look at the size of that white spot the moose pooped.

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Canadian Independence Story:

 

-they just asked the british to leave… promised to put the king on their money

 

-the brits left canada

 

 

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1 hour ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

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More likely the Geese will coat your sidewalks, lawns and golf courses with stinky, green, slimy, greasy stuff.

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On 2/24/2022 at 5:21 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Coming soon to Canada!!

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That's where they cover a table with fresh snow, drizzle maple syrup onto the snow and you eat it with a Popsicle stick, right?

 

Eating yellow snow jokes aside, it sounds like it would be amazingly delicious.

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11 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

That's where they cover a table with fresh snow, drizzle maple syrup onto the snow and you eat it with a Popsicle stick, right?

 

Eating yellow snow jokes aside, it sounds like it would be amazingly delicious.

 

A popular delicacy at the sugar shacks.

Maple syrup, drizzled over clean white snow. 

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