Blackwater 53393 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Believe it or not! Shotgun Schoolmarm has managed to stay married to the same guy for 45 years!! AND NEVER FIRED A SHOT AT HIM!! She easily managed probably 2,000 children over 33 years of teaching and sports activities, and one “adult”!! From the front porch of the church on her wedding day, with her soon to be sister-in-law trying desperately to talk her out of “marrying that crazy bastard”, through a million miles of racing, motorcycling, SASS shoots, and just plain “going somewhere just for the hell of it” to following a bunch of lunatic musicians all over the country, she has managed to retain some semblance of sanity!! She’s lucky to have me, but y’all are certain to say that she’s an angel and a saint, so I’ll just agree with ya’s to keep the arguments to a minimum!! Love ya’, baby!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: she has managed to retain some semblance of sanity!! Retain? Obviously had none to retain 45 years ago! Now that the obligatory insult is out of the way: Felicitations on this happy day! May God bless you both and grant you many more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 If ever there was a woman deserving of Sainthood.. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Congrats! (Clink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 You are one lucky SOB, my friend. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Congratulations to two of the finest folks I’ve ever met!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Happy Anniversary, Schoolmarm and Blackwater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Condolences to the Bride and Congratulations to the Groom. Happy Anniversary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Congratulations!!! Wishing you many more to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Happy Anniversary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 15, 2021 Author Share Posted August 15, 2021 We had a late lunch in a nice restaurant! Schoolmarm was bitten by a tick several years ago and has suffered, until recently, with an allergy to any meat that comes from a fur bearin’ critter. Lately, she has been able to eat beef and pork. Her meal this afternoon consisted of chicken, shrimp, and for the first time in six or seven years, baby back ribs!! Her smile was huge!! Lately, we can’t pass by a Krystal, (for those of you not from the Southeast, the best slider burger joints in the world) without we stop and get a dozen or two!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider Creek Shootist Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Happy Anniversary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Congrats to you both,& I'm figurin' you still have a shed full of cars & motorcycles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Happy Anniversary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 No, she's celebrating about five years of wedded bliss and then the rest of them too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 15, 2021 Author Share Posted August 15, 2021 6 hours ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said: Congrats to you both,& I'm figurin' you still have a shed full of cars & motorcycles Six cars, two motorcycles, the reloading bench, a two post lift, and four welding machines! That ain’t counting 32’ of overpack storage that’s 4’ deep and 14’ high!! The shop is a 65th birthday present from her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 17, 2021 Author Share Posted August 17, 2021 I asked her, this morning, if she was ready to get the next 45 started! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Lead on, you two, and well done! You're twenty years ahead of my bride and I! Well done the both of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 On 8/14/2021 at 12:01 PM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: You are one lucky SOB, my friend. Congrats. I doubt he is smart enough to understand that, Forty Rod. But you are correct. Congratulations my Friend. May the rest of your years together be glass smooth and filled with joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 ROAD TRIP Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Congrats! There are reasons for long term marriages. Love and respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Way to go Blackwater. my hat is off to anyone who can fool a woman as sharp as Schoolmarm for as long as you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 18, 2021 Author Share Posted August 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Noz said: Way to go Blackwater. my hat is off to anyone who can fool a woman as sharp as Schoolmarm for as long as you have. I proved long ago that I can outsmart her!! Just consider!! Who convinced who to marry who? We’re still way behind you and Miss Lorie!! You two set the bar pretty danged high!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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