John Kloehr Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 I'll start with a couple: that methheads are putting copper tubing back into air conditioners. that Oregon is letting people pump their own gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 It's so hot.. a pair of Hobbits threw a gold ring into our swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider Creek Shootist Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 It's so hot ............. I saw two trees fighting over a dog................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 ...I saw slurry planes over the corn fields...droppin' butter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 It's so hot the neighbor's corn crop all popped. Wind blew it over the adjacent dairy like a blizzard... THAT was so bad four cows froze to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go West Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 ..... I turned the furnace on to cool down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Lizards are carrying umbrellas for shade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 The Devil left town riding on a block of ice, headed for home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 it's so hot in Texas, that if the devil owned Texas, and hell, he would live in hell, and lease out Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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