Sedalia Dave Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, Tequila Shooter said: The Wylie White Albino Possum. https://youtu.be/FxAlnLoVfSw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Barkeep Casey said: So I have read the last two pages of comments and I am not sure I understand it correctly. Somebody help me out if you don't mind. Capt BB is bragging about just barely beating out TW who literally was shooting with one hand behind his back, while eating nanner pudding? He's weirder than us. You gotta over look him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 I hope Mike has my Navies ready in time for this match. I figure I need 4 or 5 matches to practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 With all the smoke between CBB, SDave, Tyrel and me there won’t be a bug alive in all of TN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 minute ago, DeaconKC said: I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face! Ain't no better time than October 2021! Next year it'll be in June Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Just now, Tyrel Cody said: Ain't no better time than October 2021! Next year it'll be in June It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Just now, DeaconKC said: It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up! We'll call for a timer malfunction and write down a random time between 19 and 64 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Please don’t move the match to June. It’s too hot in June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face! Heck....it's 11 hours for me and we've come 4 times already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up! Widder just told me TN Williams has a bottle of flitz and is polishing everything in sight; so well get a reflection from the Sun all over the range Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 52 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: I hope Mike has my Navies ready in time for this match. I figure I need 4 or 5 matches to practice. Well, heck. I might have to shoot some black powder myself. Hate to have an edge on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Tennessee williams said: Well, heck. I might have to shoot some black powder myself. Hate to have an edge on you. I'm thinking you got that backwards... If ya can't see a miss; it's a HIT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: I'm thinking you got that backwards... If ya can't see a miss; it's a HIT... Now, you know the first thing Cap'n BB will say is he had to wait for the wind to clear the smoke for him to shoot. And everybody doesn't spot like we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said: I hope Mike has my Navies ready in time for this match. I figure I need 4 or 5 matches to practice. 28 minutes ago, DeaconKC said: I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face! Capt BB is already looking for excuses. Hey Deacon KC, The Legendary Red Knee is planning to shoot Wartrace in 2022. If you ain't ever seen him shoot, its worth the price of admission. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Just now, Tennessee williams said: Now, you know the first EXCUSE Capt. BB will USE is that he had to wait for the wind to clear the smoke for him to shoot. Fixed that for ya. No alibi match, he'll just have to burn them stages down and hope he can talk them spotters into standing directly behind him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palmetto Traveller Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Kitty and I will just have to add our .02 worth of bs repellant this year as well. Just don't tell Kitty I had .02 to spare. She'll take it from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Traveller, if she takes your last $, I'll buy ya a sammich and Pepsi for lunch. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 30 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Capt BB is already looking for excuses. Hey Deacon KC, The Legendary Red Knee is planning to shoot Wartrace in 2022. If you ain't ever seen him shoot, its worth the price of admission. ..........Widder The negativity! 29 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: Fixed that for ya. No alibi match, he'll just have to burn them stages down and hope he can talk them spotters into standing directly behind him... Alrighty then. Iron Cowboy says he's down for skipping a day of school to do a little schooling. 50 days, give or take, then there's going to be a reckoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 2 hours ago, DeaconKC said: It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up! Sundial? You’re one of them fast ones, they use a calendar with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said: 50 days, give or take, then there's going to be a reckoning. 50 days gives me some dry fire practice time. SG at about 500 dummy cycles a day for 50 days = 25,000 dry fires. That should help get me close to being back in shape after more than a whole year lay off. I'm gonna be HUNRY to chew on some new victims. I'll have no pity nor mercy on both the young and old. Rich or poor, the elite or the destitute will feel the wrath. THEN, after the marble game on Thursday, I plan to have a friendly game of Cowboy. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted August 10, 2021 Author Share Posted August 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Please don’t move the match to June. It’s too hot in June. June can be pleasant or hot but so can just about any other day in Tennessee. Next year the match will be June 2-4 2022. We didn't have much choice after the National Championship moved to October in 2022. Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Set your date on the calendar, my good friend in Oklahoma. You got 10 months to get ready for the final battle. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 19 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Set your date on the calendar, my good friend in Oklahoma. You got 10 months to get ready for the final battle. ..........Widder Word on the street is, you woke up early and went cowboying to test the waters. Also word on the street is that shotgun was full of fire and brimstone and you was taking it out on folks. Also, I call myself the street now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 TN, when I told you I had a good match today..... I lied. when I told you I burn em down with the SG..... I lied. Remember when I told you I would pay you that $50 back by end of summer ..... I lied. Ya know that picture I showed you of my 'hot' sister ..... she wasn't. And when I told you that you had Capt BB's number ..... well, I was just blowing smoke to make you feel better. Truth is ..... you are still the biggest liar in Tennessee but I'm gaining ground real fast. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Ole Widder stepped outta that black truck with spaghetti western music playing on his 8 track player and gave us all the squinty eyed stare. I was so intimerdated I tried to use myowndang hummingbird thumbs and when the smoke cleared all I could hear was ringing steel. Then I saw spotters holding lots of fingers in the air and realized my tinnitus was back again. There's nobody I'd rather get beat by than Widder though. The rest of the posse that whooped me is another matter entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Keep the faith, young Padawan. If you really want to shoot a good match on Saturday, put a picture of ME under your pillow and The Force will come to you in a dream. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 12 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Keep the faith, young Padawan. If you really want to shoot a good match on Saturday, put a picture of ME under your pillow and The FARCE will come to you in a dream. ..........Widder There ya go Widder, I fixed it fer ya! Wouldn't want yet another one of your whoppers to get loose like your son ole TW. I guess we should start calling you WW (Widder Williams). Ya know good liars run in the family! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 You make a good point, Uncle Krazy. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: If you really want to shoot a good match on Saturday, put a picture of ME under your pillow and The Force will come to you in a dream. ..........Widder Mr. B...if I were to learn that you slept with a picture of Widder under your pillow, I would seriously have to reconsider my current opinion of your character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringer Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Krazy Kajun said: There ya good Widder, I fixed it fer ya! Wouldn't want yet another one of your whoppers to get loose like your son ole TW. I guess we should start calling you WW (Widder Williams). Ya know good liars run in the family! Kajun No you still got it wrong. It's "the FART". That explains the aroma in the bedroom. You do know that Widder has after burners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Gotta love this internecine warfare between 'northerners.' Ya'll keep it up now ya hear? Incantations, albino possums, chicken feet, pictures of Widder (shudder) none of it is going to do you any good when the rubber hits the road.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 It makes little difference to us about any 'rubber hitting the road'. We specilize in the "Lead hitting the steel". Capt BB puts the rubber on the road. TW puts the lead on the steel. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackalope Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 And we're beginning to see a pattern of who puts the "S" in "BS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 15 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN, when I told you I had a good match today..... I lied. when I told you I burn em down with the SG..... I lied. Remember when I told you I would pay you that $50 back by end of summer ..... I lied. Ya know that picture I showed you of my 'hot' sister ..... she wasn't. And when I told you that you had Capt BB's number ..... well, I was just blowing smoke to make you feel better. Truth is ..... you are still the biggest liar in Tennessee but I'm gaining ground real fast. ..........Widder 39 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: It makes little difference to us about any 'rubber hitting the road'. We specilize in the "Lead hitting the steel". Capt BB puts the rubber on the road. TW puts the lead on the steel. ..........Widder 35 minutes ago, Jackalope said: And we're beginning to see a pattern of who puts the "S" in "BS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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