Tennessee State Championship October 7-9 2021

[Sedalia Dave]

11 minutes ago, Tequila Shooter said:

 The Wylie White Albino Possum. 
 

https://youtu.be/FxAlnLoVfSw

 

[Tennessee williams]

3 hours ago, Barkeep Casey said:

So I have read the last two pages of comments and I am not sure I understand it correctly. Somebody help me out if you don't mind. Capt BB is bragging about just barely  beating out TW who literally was shooting with one hand behind his back, while eating nanner pudding?

He's weirder than us. You gotta over look him.

[Captain Bill Burt]

I hope Mike has my Navies ready in time for this match. I figure I need 4 or 5 matches to practice.

[Tequila Shooter]

With all the smoke between CBB, SDave, Tyrel and me there won’t be a bug alive in all of TN. 

[DeaconKC]

I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face!

[Tyrel Cody]

1 minute ago, DeaconKC said:

I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face!

 

Ain't no better time than October 2021!

 

Next year it'll be in June

 

[DeaconKC]

Just now, Tyrel Cody said:

 

Ain't no better time than October 2021!

 

Next year it'll be in June

 

It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up!

[Tyrel Cody]

Just now, DeaconKC said:

It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up!

We'll call for a timer malfunction and write down a random time between 19 and 64 seconds.

[Sedalia Dave]

Please don’t move the match to June.  

 

 It’s too hot in June. 

[Sixgun Seamus]

8 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face!

Heck....it's 11 hours for me and we've come 4 times already.

[Tyrel Cody]

6 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up!

 

Widder just told me TN Williams has a bottle of flitz and is polishing  everything in sight; so well get a reflection from the Sun all over the  range 

[Tennessee williams]

52 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I hope Mike has my Navies ready in time for this match. I figure I need 4 or 5 matches to practice.

Well, heck. I might have to shoot some black powder myself. Hate to have an edge on you.

[Tyrel Cody]

1 minute ago, Tennessee williams said:

Well, heck. I might have to shoot some black powder myself. Hate to have an edge on you.

I'm thinking you got that backwards...

 

If ya can't see a miss; it's a HIT...

[Tennessee williams]

5 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said:

I'm thinking you got that backwards...

 

If ya can't see a miss; it's a HIT...

Now, you know the first thing Cap'n BB will say is he had to wait for the wind to clear the smoke for him to shoot.

 

And everybody doesn't spot like we do.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I hope Mike has my Navies ready in time for this match. I figure I need 4 or 5 matches to practice.

 

28 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

I just mapped it and it's about 6 1/2 hours for me to come to Wartrace. I'm gonna have to make that trip someday just to meet you all face to face!

 

Capt BB is already looking for excuses.  

 

Hey Deacon KC,

The Legendary Red Knee is planning to shoot Wartrace in 2022.

If you ain't ever seen him shoot, its worth the price of admission.

 

..........Widder

 

[Tyrel Cody]

Just now, Tennessee williams said:

Now, you know the first EXCUSE Capt. BB will USE is that he had to wait for the wind to clear the smoke for him to shoot.

Fixed that for ya.

 

No alibi match, he'll just have to burn them stages down and hope he can talk them spotters into standing directly behind him...

 

[Palmetto Traveller]

Kitty and I will just have to add our .02 worth of bs repellant this year as well. Just don't tell Kitty I had .02 to spare. She'll take it from me.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Traveller,

if she takes your last $,  I'll buy ya a sammich and Pepsi for

lunch.

 

..........Widder

 

[Captain Bill Burt]

30 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

 

Capt BB is already looking for excuses.  

 

Hey Deacon KC,

The Legendary Red Knee is planning to shoot Wartrace in 2022.

If you ain't ever seen him shoot, its worth the price of admission.

 

..........Widder

 

The negativity!

29 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said:

Fixed that for ya.

 

No alibi match, he'll just have to burn them stages down and hope he can talk them spotters into standing directly behind him...

 

Alrighty then.

 

Iron Cowboy says he's down for skipping a day of school to do a little schooling. 

 

50 days, give or take, then there's going to be a reckoning. 

 

[Tequila Shooter]

2 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

It would sure be fun! Problem is with all you shooting Holy Black, the sundial they use for timing me would get covered up!

 

Sundial?  You’re one of them fast ones, they use a calendar with me 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

 

50 days, give or take, then there's going to be a reckoning. 

 

 

50 days gives me some dry fire practice time.

SG at about 500 dummy cycles a day for 50 days = 25,000 dry

fires.   

That should help get me close to being back in shape after more

than a whole year lay off.    

 

I'm gonna be HUNRY to chew on some new victims.  

I'll have no pity nor mercy on both the young and old.

Rich or poor,  the elite or the destitute will feel the wrath.

 

THEN, after the marble game on Thursday, I plan to have 

a friendly game of Cowboy.

 

..........Widder

 

[Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903]

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Please don’t move the match to June.  

 

 It’s too hot in June. 

June can be pleasant or hot but so can just about any other day in Tennessee. Next year the match will be June 2-4 2022.  We didn't have much choice after the National Championship moved to October in 2022.

 

Randy

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Set your date on the calendar, my good friend in Oklahoma.

You got 10 months to get ready for the final battle.

 

..........Widder

 

[Tennessee williams]

19 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Set your date on the calendar, my good friend in Oklahoma.

You got 10 months to get ready for the final battle.

 

..........Widder

 

Word on the street is, you woke up early and went cowboying to test the waters. Also word on the street is that shotgun was full of fire and brimstone and you was taking it out on folks. Also, I call myself the street now.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

TN,

when I told you I had a good match today..... I lied.

when I told you I burn em down with the SG..... I lied.

 

Remember when I told you I would pay you that $50 back

by end of summer ..... I lied.

 

Ya know that picture I showed you of my 'hot' sister ..... she wasn't.

And when I told you that you had Capt BB's number ..... well, I was

just blowing smoke to make you feel better.

 

Truth is ..... you are still the biggest liar in Tennessee but I'm gaining

ground real fast.  

 

..........Widder

 

[Mister Badly]

Ole Widder stepped outta that black truck with spaghetti western music playing on his 8 track player and gave us all the squinty eyed stare. I was so intimerdated I tried to use myowndang hummingbird thumbs and when the smoke cleared all I could hear was ringing steel. Then I saw spotters holding lots of fingers in the air and realized my tinnitus was back again. There's nobody I'd rather get beat by than Widder though. The rest of the posse that whooped me is another matter entirely. 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Keep the faith, young Padawan.

 

If you really want to shoot a good match on Saturday,

put a picture of ME under your pillow and The Force

will come to you in a dream.

 

..........Widder

 

[Krazy Kajun]

12 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Keep the faith, young Padawan.

 

If you really want to shoot a good match on Saturday,

put a picture of ME under your pillow and The FARCE

will come to you in a dream.

 

..........Widder

 

There ya go Widder, I fixed it fer ya!  Wouldn't want yet another one of your whoppers to get loose like your son ole TW.  I guess we should start calling you WW (Widder Williams).  Ya know good liars run in the family!

 

Kajun

[Widder, SASS #59054]

You make a good point, Uncle Krazy.

 

..........Widder

 

[Jackalope]

9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

If you really want to shoot a good match on Saturday,

put a picture of ME under your pillow and The Force

will come to you in a dream.

 

..........Widder

 

 

Mr. B...if I were to learn that you slept with a picture of Widder under your pillow, I would seriously have to reconsider my current opinion of your character.

 

 

 

[Ringer]

9 hours ago, Krazy Kajun said:

There ya good Widder, I fixed it fer ya!  Wouldn't want yet another one of your whoppers to get loose like your son ole TW.  I guess we should start calling you WW (Widder Williams).  Ya know good liars run in the family!

 

Kajun

No you still got it wrong.

 

It's "the FART".

That explains the aroma in the bedroom.

 

You do know that Widder has after burners.

[Captain Bill Burt]

Gotta love this internecine warfare between 'northerners.'   

 

Ya'll keep it up now ya hear?  Incantations, albino possums, chicken feet, pictures of Widder (shudder) none of it is going to do you any good when the rubber hits the road....

[Widder, SASS #59054]

It makes little difference to us about any 'rubber hitting the road'.

 

We specilize in the "Lead hitting the steel".

 

Capt BB puts the rubber on the road.

TW puts the lead on the steel.

 

..........Widder

 

[Jackalope]

And we're beginning to see a pattern of who puts the "S" in "BS".  

 

[Captain Bill Burt]

15 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

TN,

when I told you I had a good match today..... I lied.

when I told you I burn em down with the SG..... I lied.

 

Remember when I told you I would pay you that $50 back

by end of summer ..... I lied.

 

Ya know that picture I showed you of my 'hot' sister ..... she wasn't.

And when I told you that you had Capt BB's number ..... well, I was

just blowing smoke to make you feel better.

 

Truth is ..... you are still the biggest liar in Tennessee but I'm gaining

ground real fast.  

 

..........Widder

 

 

39 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

It makes little difference to us about any 'rubber hitting the road'.

 

We specilize in the "Lead hitting the steel".

 

Capt BB puts the rubber on the road.

TW puts the lead on the steel.

 

..........Widder

 

 

35 minutes ago, Jackalope said:

And we're beginning to see a pattern of who puts the "S" in "BS".