Tennessee williams Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: I thought you sprained your back carrying that blind elderly lady down off the mountaintop she was stranded on...? No, that was next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 This is gettin good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: No, that was next year. Well, I didn't want to make you feel bad, but last year I was temporarily blind in one eye and couldn't see out of the other. I was using echo location, like a bat, to find those targets. Hopefully I won't have a recurrence of that this year. I'm sure I can do much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: Well, I didn't want to make you feel bad, but last year I was temporarily blind in one eye and couldn't see out of the other. I was using echo location, like a bat, to find those targets. Hopefully I won't have a recurrence of that this year. I'm sure I can do much better. Oh come on; you like em so close you can touch em anyway, so I'd say it was more of a Braille tactic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Rainmaker, SASS #11631 said: Oh come on; you like em so close you can touch em anyway, so I'd say it was more of a Braille tactic. Well, you've never heard me complain about targets being to close or to big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Well Capt Bill, I tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen. The curse hasn't even been officially declared and you've already been drug in the mud. You know I don't like you. Heck, there's a lot of folks don't like you but we only tolerate you cause you got a nice family. But I wouldn't even wish my worse enemy the double white possum curse. Just so you are properly forwarned, TN Williams knows ALL 13 incantations. He's prepared to lay out a curse that even The Count of Monte Crisco wouldn't want to deal with. EDIT: Hey Capt, I failed to mention that TN Williams is Secr/Treasurer of the Capt Bill Burt ANTI-FAN Club. He's organizing a peaceful gathering at the Coral for ANTI-FAN Club members and a special Incantation Service the evening before the match starts. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 I thrive in the face of adversity. If TW isn’t careful I might have to pull Kid Flash out of school for a day… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Ya know CBB, ole TW just might'n get a bad case of the twisties at the match, have to sit out the gold medal stages. Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Krazy Kajun said: Ya know CBB, ole TW just might'n get a bad case of the twisties at the match, have to sit out the gold medal stages. Kajun Heck, I've got a case of twisties right now. I'm training so they won't bother me none. I might have to sick Widder on ya to keep you off'n me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said: I thrive in the face of adversity. If TW isn’t careful I might have to pull Kid Flash out of school for a day… Be better to keep him in there all you can. He probably needs extra learnin' cause of all his time around you. Are you able to shoot one handed yet, or you still having to use two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mister Badly said: I didn't know @Tennessee williams had a mustache! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 8 hours ago, Tequila Shooter said: This is gettin good No, now it's getting good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 If that was staged on the table even I would shoot one handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 I'm sure glad I ain't in the middle of this TW/CBB dust-up. I'm kinda like Krazy Kajun in that WE tend to mind our own business. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 12 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: Be better to keep him in there all you can. He probably needs extra learnin' cause of all his time around you. Are you able to shoot one handed yet, or you still having to use two? Well sir, I never had much use for shooting one handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Same here Captain. I use two hands too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 16 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: Well sir, I never had much use for shooting one handed. Yeah, yeah, and I never had much use for winning gold medals or being rich. 12 hours ago, Mister Badly said: Same here Captain. I use two hands too. I use two hands too but one is using the pistol while one is doing something else. Like eating nanner pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 I like to shoot with 2 hands. One for each gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted August 8, 2021 Author Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 8/5/2021 at 8:53 PM, Roy's creek Dan, SASS 73697 said: It will be our first time to shoot Tennessee State, Highland Scotty and myself are looking forward to a great match. Glad you’re coming to shoot with us, hope you have a great time! Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted August 8, 2021 Author Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 8/6/2021 at 5:55 PM, Mister Badly said: On 8/6/2021 at 5:59 PM, DeaconKC said: I didn't know @Tennessee williams had a mustache! Tennessee don’t know how to grab a gun with two hands so that’s obviously an imposter! Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Tennessee don’t know how to grab a gun with two hands so that’s obviously an imposter! Randy Naw, he’s just just doing his best impression of his idol CBB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 @Tennessee williams @Captain Bill Burt @Widder, SASS #59054 @Mister Badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 7 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: Naw, he’s just just doing his best impression of his idol CBB No, that would look more like this: See if my other hand has more important things to do I'm perfectly comfortable shooting one handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 45 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: No, that would look more like this: See if my other hand has more important things to do I'm perfectly comfortable shooting one handed. How'd you get Clint to have his picture made with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: No, that would look more like this: See if my other hand has more important things to do I'm perfectly comfortable shooting one handed. Capt, Here's proof of the curse. TN Williams hasn't even started the 13 Incantations and you've already been visited by a white possum! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 This is just what I need! All these well wishers really motivate me...it's good to have such a devoted fan club. I was going to post one of my slower stages from yesterday, but I don't want to give TW false hope. What would make me really happy would be to have all these fine fellows shooting on the same posse with me. Help me out Papa, Whiskey.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: This is just what I need! All these well wishers really motivate me...it's good to have such a devoted fan club. I was going to post one of my slower stages from yesterday, but I don't want to give TW false hope. What would make me really happy would be to have all these fine fellows shooting on the same posse with me. Help me out Papa, Whiskey.... That’s one posse I’d like to be on too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain Bill Burt said: This is just what I need! All these well wishers really motivate me...it's good to have such a devoted fan club. I was going to post one of my slower stages from yesterday, but I don't want to give TW false hope. What would make me really happy would be to have all these fine fellows shooting on the same posse with me. Help me out Papa, Whiskey.... 1 hour ago, Tequila Shooter said: That’s one posse I’d like to be on too Me too It would be a privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: This is just what I need! All these well wishers really motivate me...it's good to have such a devoted fan club. I was going to post one of my slower stages from yesterday, but I don't want to give TW false hope. What would make me really happy would be to have all these fine fellows shooting on the same posse with me. Help me out Papa, Whiskey.... Problem is, so many folks ask to not posse with you. It's weird cause everybody wants to shoot with Shootin Sharyn. I'm not saying her application came in asking not to posse with you either but it did. I had everything go wrong yesterday and I didn't even save any orphans on the way to the shoot. I think my kin brought me a bleached possum instead of an albino one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 The Curse of the Bleached Possum. Now TN is jinks. The only Possum I know is Possum Skinner..... and he usually brings me good luck. Capt: if you want on the 'Possum Posse', your gonna have to show a little 'gratuitous respect' to Papa and Whiskey. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 56 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Problem is, so many folks ask to not posse with you. It's weird cause everybody wants to shoot with Shootin Sharyn. I'm not saying her application came in asking not to posse with you either but it did. I had everything go wrong yesterday and I didn't even save any orphans on the way to the shoot. I think my kin brought me a bleached possum instead of an albino one. That's funny, I've had so many people mention my scintillating wit and pleasant disposition when asking to posse with me. Perhaps you're thinking of someone else, projection perhaps...? 27 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: The Curse of the Bleached Possum. Now TN is jinks. The only Possum I know is Possum Skinner..... and he usually brings me good luck. Capt: if you want on the 'Possum Posse', your gonna have to show a little 'gratuitous respect' to Papa and Whiskey. ..........Widder What? Pay to shoot with TW? Maybe to shoot with the rest of you guys, but TW? I heard Whiskey was offering whatever posse accepted him a bottle of bourbon for each member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 I was going to ask to posse with Widder, but given he's a founding member and president of the anti-CBB club I guess that won't work. Maybe Tyrel, Sedalia and Tequila will have me on their posse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: I was going to ask to posse with Widder, but given he's a founding member and president of the anti-CBB club I guess that won't work. Maybe Tyrel, Sedalia and Tequila will have me on their posse. CBB I’d be honored to posse with you and the others! My problem is that I’ve got no class, so I try to hang around classy folks like yourself so people think I have some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: That's funny, I've had so many people mention my scintillating wit and pleasant disposition when asking to posse with me. Perhaps you're thinking of someone else, projection perhaps...? What? Pay to shoot with TW? Maybe to shoot with the rest of you guys, but TW? I heard Whiskey was offering whatever posse accepted him a bottle of bourbon for each member. Capt, this is true. A good bottle of bourbon, a chickens foot from New Orleans and a Hawks beak that has been washed in water from the Nile. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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